BEWARE OF awesome DOG
Upvote for dramatic camera work
Bewear, he might try and sell you weed
Joe Cool over here.
"Yeah, that is a picture of my bodyguard. He is on break. And beat it."
I didn’t pay attention to the sign and that dog just stole my girl.
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
I'm gonna have nightmares!
He looks like a tough guy!
Thanks, this made my day.
Bad to the bone
One cool wiener
I own a dachshund.. And they're a nightmare for unknown visitors! Straight attack on the legs before you can even notice them
Bad to the bone, this one
Oh the horror!
Well I guess it would be nice if I could touch your dachshund.
That’s one scary guard dog!
That dog is the master of the ocular pat down
I bet he's super chill but drives you to try some hard drugs
Actually, Dachshunds are the only breed of dog that consistently tries to bite me! I wouldn’t mess with him.
Welcome to the Salty Spittoon! How tough are ya?
Respect mah authoritah!
Cool as a cucum.. err, weiner!
Beware of Daaaaawwwwwg!
I think I could take that risk
Look at him, he’s just glaring down at you
That is too much cool. No one can handle that much cool. 🤭
I imagined Beethoven's 5th, 9th or whichever starts with the dramatic "DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUU" playing during this.
Now that’s a bad dog
get the fuck up ‘samurai’
we got a city to burn
Pls don’t hurt me ;-;
The dynamic camera movement makes this
Oh fuck, thank God for that sign. That dog is way too cool for me.
I smell something that has been stolen
That's a wrapped in leather weiner
Upvoted for camera work (and also the dog)
"Judge me by my size do you, well do you feel lucky... punk." -Dirty Yoda, the alpha wiener.
I wouldn’t mess with that dog he looks bad to the bone
Don't let them suffer
That dog has authoritah
Aw, I love dachshunds! I have 2!❤
Beware of Dawg.
The agressive camera work is what makes this so great.
he reminds me of that episode of rugrats where tommy goes to a highschool and get's adopted by greasers
B A D B O Y E
Bad to the Bone, Baby.
“I only date bad boys”
He is a good bad boy
He'll steal your lady.
Needs more JPEG
"what's it gonna do to me?"
"He gonn steal your bitch?
To be fair I wouldn't enter either dog
Literally laughed out loud.