i wish i was as COOL and RAD as OP
Nailed the title my guy
If weed Jesus is real, then where was he when Chernobyl was only 5 episodes on HBO?
Wakin and bakin for jesus
He died for our stems
A loaf of bread into Doritos and I’m sold.
He died for our stoners
Not only a good title, but good composition on the post. The punchline superimposed over the subject.
Low key he's kinda cute but in an ugly way. Looks like a less hot young Bob Weir
He walked on down to McDonalds at 3am.
that's not an insult, that's the highest form of compliment
That fuckin' title though.
thats how it works just needs his seed. lol
Bong rips for Jesus
Usually titles don't add much value, but this is arguably as funny as the content
Not really an insult is it?
And God said, "Let it be lit"
It's weird when the title is almost better than the content
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
It’s Weesus Christ
Jesus was way cool.
He turned water into wine, and if he wanted to, he could have turned wheat into marijuana, sugar into cocaine, and vitamin pills into amphetamines
praise it don’t blaze it u don’t need drugs when u got jesus
THAT ISNT A SHITTY SUPERPOWER THATS AN AMAZING ONE
Why he look like a bootleg Toki Wartooth (please, at least one person get this XD)
Looks like he turned the water his mom drank while pregnant with him into wine
Lazy Jesus over here
I swear I know this dude
Naw just wine. We need the calories fam.
Finally found the real life depiction of my username
not an insult
I wish I could turn water into weed
Also looks like he could make some decent grunge music while turning said water into into weed.
Maybe not even an insult?
Anyone else see goofy David Gilmour?
Looks like he never got into brakebills
I wouldn't consider this an insult lmao
Last call Hail Mary Prescott Touchdown
Weezus smokes again! Praise him!
Jesus be looking a whole lot different than what Google Images is telling me.
And lo, God reveals his messenger: the Me’s High-a
Oh mhigh God.
I honestly thought this was /wholesomememes
Guys it's dry as the desert that Moses was lost in here send help
Is that a bad thing tho?
Arya Stark half way through hormone therapy
I think I’m crying
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All Hail Stoner Jesus!
he has risen
With the power of skull-bong!
Hash-man! And the masters of psychedeliker
Every one behold the 420 god
Jesus Christ turned water into wine.
Bobby Christ turned water into Coors
Tyler Christ turns water into weed
Is that Kevin Parket aka weed jesus?
For lo a wannabe He was not to be.
A bringer of goods for all was He.
I now have an answer to the old “what super power would you pick if you could” question.
Im Cole too, man.
Jesus was way cool
“Weezus saith unto them, Fill the water-bongs with reefer pot. And they filled them up to the brim.”
Everyone can turn water into weed. Marijuana is a plant that thrives when watered.
Weed for the weed god!!!
Hydroponics are indeed a thing.
Looks like the lead singer of Lame Impala
The last supper must have been one of the best seshes of all time
Protip: its called agriculture
Pure poetry. Simple and elegant.
An actual good title
That is the most genius title I've ever seen.
Blaze it & praise it!
Not an insult tbh tho
Bong water into orange soda and I’d be his Peter
Looks like the r/Walmartcelebrities David Gilmore
Water into bong water
Hey that's my lord and savior right there. Praise ye Weed Jesus. 4:20 blaze it
Kevin where’s my new album?
Turn water into bong water
PRAISE HIM! r/kingofthehill lol 😉
I'm loving this way too much fuggggg
To be fair /p/roastme is full of rare insults
TURN THE TITLE TO KEANU REEVES SO PEOPLE PRAISE IT
But can he turn that moustache into a caterpillar?
Shout outs 2 Jesus
How is that a shitty super power
It looks like the gender swap app is half way working
This is hands down one of the best titles I've seen in a long time, possibly even the greatest title I've stumbled across during my days on Reddit
"I don't turn water into wine but into cold coors light"
He’s cute tho ngl 10/10 would bang
Did somebody say 420 (smoking bong emoji)
The weed makes me thirsty though. Pour me some OJ Wheezeus.