A crab wasn't happy about my friend night diving.

A crab wasn't happy about my friend night diving.

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  • eint88
    2 Month(s) Ago

    This is the crab version of "Damn kids! Get off my lawn!"

  • tapxela
    2 Month(s) Ago

    I don't know why but I imagined a Boston accent "get da fuk outta hea!!"

  • ZZartin
    2 Month(s) Ago

    Hey you shine a light in my window at 3AM I'll throw something at you too.

  • JustAMogwai
    2 Month(s) Ago

    Pocket sand!

  • TheBigFilet
    2 Month(s) Ago

    You’ll never get me secret formula!

  • mightybangerz
    2 Month(s) Ago

    jamaican accent “Go awey!”

  • tottenhamspur93
    2 Month(s) Ago

    CRABLAM!!

  • Rude_Man_Who_Shushes
    2 Month(s) Ago

    I can't think of anything more terrifying than night diving

  • curiousscribbler
    2 Month(s) Ago

    I read that as "driving" and was terrifically confused.

  • FearLeadsToAnger
    2 Month(s) Ago

    He ain't mad, this is just him clearing sand out of his little hidey-hole. Never ending battle by the looks of it.

  • plugchain69
    2 Month(s) Ago

    🦀 🦀 🦀 $11 🦀 🦀 🦀

  • AtlasArriving
    2 Month(s) Ago

    “Turn off the fucking lights you wee shits”

  • LimpFox
    2 Month(s) Ago

    u wot m8?

  • Hoboforeternity
    2 Month(s) Ago

    Imagine if an alien show up while you are sleeping and shining such bright light in the middle of the night just to watch you, you would be as crabby as mr. Krabs therr

  • TheSchaftShiftNA
    2 Month(s) Ago

    Cool but not metal

  • PenTease
    2 Month(s) Ago

    Awww, he just a crabby patty waiting to happen

  • pay_2cum
    2 Month(s) Ago

    Yeah nothing is more metal than kicking up sand. Super metal clip, thanks r/natureismetal.

  • mother_of_Kupo
    2 Month(s) Ago

    I'd be like that too if someone was shining a bright light in my face at night lmao

  • Ewaninho
    2 Month(s) Ago

    That crab is almost certainly permanently blind after being exposed to that much white light. Research subs usually use red light because marine life can't see that wavelength, but unfortunately you get the odd moron like OP's friend who doesn't know or care about the damage they are doing.

  • TheMightyMoggle
    2 Month(s) Ago

    Reminds me of that portrait in the 3rd Harry Potter movie, “Put that light out!”.

  • mrsj74
    2 Month(s) Ago

    I guess he's feeling a bit crabby.

  • workgymworkgym
    2 Month(s) Ago

    Little guy is trying to get his 8 hours of sleep and some jerk has his high beams pointing right into his house.

  • Pwuh
    2 Month(s) Ago

    Pocket sand!

  • SteveBiro
    2 Month(s) Ago

    Eff you paparazzi, can't a crab get some privacy!

  • h0lyB100d
    2 Month(s) Ago

    GET OUT OF ME SWAMP

  • remoteradio
    2 Month(s) Ago

    Turn that thing off!

  • balloonman_magee
    2 Month(s) Ago

    Night diving in the Ocean? No thanks I’ll pass.

  • Decie
    2 Month(s) Ago

    HIYA POCKET SAND

  • drunktacos
    2 Month(s) Ago

    Get. The. FUCK. Out.

  • Crowwalk
    2 Month(s) Ago

    Turn that Damn light off! You know what time.it is?!

  • contra11
    2 Month(s) Ago

    Recently been seeing so many crab videos. Gotta say, they are well aware of their surroundings and act intelligently.

  • thesquiz
    2 Month(s) Ago

    🦀 $11 🦀

  • Clokw8rk
    2 Month(s) Ago

    Attack its weak points to do massive damage!

  • Beamrunner_Ka-Tet
    2 Month(s) Ago

    I like after its like " Get da FOOK outta here"... It mugs them out. "There's more where that came from, back off land walker."

  • warmpudgy
    2 Month(s) Ago

    What's all that blue stuff outside the crab's hole?

  • cwm13
    2 Month(s) Ago

    Probably way late here, but we learned something interesting on a night dive on the Great Barrier Reef. They gave us a warning on "spotlighting" reef creatures. The local giant trevally have learned that night divers with flashlights are looking for things in the reef. Things the trevally can eat. They will swim along and wait for divers to spot something in the reef with their light, swoop in and grab whatever unsuspecting fish/crustacean you've managed to spot. To quote Olly the divemaster: "Please try to limit your kill-assist total to 1 per dive."

    Same fish in the BBC documentary "Blue Planet II" were documented eating juvenile terns that haven't quite mastered how to take to flight from the water.

  • coloradonative16
    2 Month(s) Ago

    Crab moves some dirt around

    “NaTuRe iS MeTaL”

  • Vurumai
    2 Month(s) Ago

    I think I used to love next to this guy.

  • poapoa_mia
    2 Month(s) Ago

    Da fak with all the lights man? I'm tryna sleep over here dickhead.

  • domenickpalmieri
    2 Month(s) Ago

    “Heyyy heyyy heyyyy heyyy!!”

  • TurtleInCrocs
    2 Month(s) Ago

    I've went night diving before and let me tell you its terrifying finding a cave of 4+ moray eels in low visibility knowing that they can swim much faster than you.

  • dimechimes
    2 Month(s) Ago

    Dale Gribble would be proud.

  • offlinegirl
    2 Month(s) Ago

    POCKET SAND!

  • Mametaro
    2 Month(s) Ago
  • blume_
    2 Month(s) Ago

    He said 😡

  • Thorbinator
    2 Month(s) Ago

    paging /p/AnimalTextGifs to bring this masterpiece to life.

  • BadnewKidd
    2 Month(s) Ago

    pocket sand....

  • NetscapeCommunitater
    2 Month(s) Ago

    Weird to think that it’s down there in relative darkness all the time. Imagine swimming along the bottom of the ocean all day and night, but with your eyes closed.

  • I_Like_Languages
    2 Month(s) Ago

    What species is that?

  • [deleted]
    2 Month(s) Ago

    "Do you know what time it is!?"

  • xXx_IronicDabs_xXx
    2 Month(s) Ago

    Hahaha how the fuck is this metal?? A fucking crab just threw sand in front of a camera wtf