All rainbows belong to God and Christians

All rainbows belong to God and Christians

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  • VanishingTacos
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Due to tons of homophobic comments flooding this thread, the comments will be locked.

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  • Zhay99
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Well it's God's fault for not renewing his trademark on the rainbow.

  • Bartleys_Rocket_Wax
    3 Month(s) Ago

    TIL Rainbows were not the sole property of the leprechauns.

    Edit: Thank you anonymous silver donor!

  • Sardonic_Samurai
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Nice all powerful deity, can’t even over power a couple of gays who really like rainbows.

  • undercover-racist
    3 Month(s) Ago

    But God invented the gays as well. He's stealing from himself.

  • nickburesh
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Wonder how this guy feels about skittles?

  • CarlWeezusWeezer
    3 Month(s) Ago

    The first post sounds like something Ken M would say

  • majinspy
    3 Month(s) Ago

    This is some Carmen Sandiego level heist here.

  • fembabyunicorn
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Or how about this: the rainbow is a biblical symbol of renewal and a promise of life. Similarly, the LGBT+ community uses it as a symbol of their ability to live a full and refreshing life as who they are.

    We Christians can share the rainbow

  • TriggerMeTimbers2
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I’ll always remember the great rainbow heist of 1990. The chaos still haunts my dreams

  • hitdrumhard
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I hope the first post was satire meant to point out the stupidity of having moral outrage over cultural appropriation. If it wasn’t then, well, f that guy.

  • RigasTelRuun
    3 Month(s) Ago

    If he read the Book of Genesis he'd know that Genesis 9:16 says that God is cool with all living creatures of every kind.

    Last I checked, maybe someone can confirm, but the LGBTQ community are living creatures.

  • UncannyMachina
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Gays > God ?

  • awyrpictures
    3 Month(s) Ago

    It’s like artist who think they own a color palette, they’re colors

  • PorkLordXS
    3 Month(s) Ago

    So if God created all nature, and using nature as a branding logo equals stealing from God, I guess Disney stole mice, Fiji water stole Mount Fiji, and Apple stole well.. apples....

  • GrilledStuffedDragon
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Wouldn't an omnipotent God know that the rainbow would be "stolen" from him when he made it? Seems like maybe God wanted it to happen. He could have stopped it, or at least warned someone. "Thou shalt not steal my rainbow" or some shit.

    Maybe God is gay. XD

  • weeping_pegasus
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Be gay, do crime, steal rainbows

  • housepet
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Isn't everything about Christianity stolen from other religions?

  • Wajirock
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Western Christians stole Jesus from Brown people.

  • vegan-penguin
    3 Month(s) Ago

    No, they didn't. God loves everyone and I'm sure he's happy that such a beautiful thing he's created is used to spread a message of acceptance and love.

  • toheiko
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I remember the story as god gifting the rainbow to humans as a sign for love. We have this saying in Germany, don't know how well it translates "geschenkt ist geschenkt, wiederholen ist gestohlen" (gifted means gifted, takeback is theft). As I see it, it is now our symbol to use however we want untill god asks us very nice to please give it to him (I mean, it is God, I would probably give it back if it asks us very politly and in person).

  • radclive
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Why would they want it? Rainbows are pretty gay

  • heavycream88
    3 Month(s) Ago

    The logic here is so crazy selective. Technically, by his beliefs...god invented literally everything. Soooo... He forgot? Btw... God culture is apparently a thing. Incredible

  • slackerisme
    3 Month(s) Ago

    They got em back though by stealing anal sex.

  • Octoire
    3 Month(s) Ago

    “God invented it.” Well, that one goes a long way, doesn’t it? God pretty much invented everything, I guess then the panda of WWF is pretty illegal too 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • Xyraxus
    3 Month(s) Ago

    ModernPrometheus 🌈😤🤗😤🌈

  • Benzaitennyo
    3 Month(s) Ago

    What's a god to a non-believer? Aside from a level of social control for sycophants, though that might be specific to interpretations of Abraham's god.

  • Csmbird
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Maybe God made the rainbow for the gays?

    The LGBTQ kind and the just outright happy kind.

  • VlichedMind
    3 Month(s) Ago

    They say god is all powerful

    But we managed to steal his rainbow and destroy the concept of nature.

    We are the new gods now We are all powerful

  • mochiuwujk
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Us LGBTQ have assigned to deal with leprechauns so we share custody of the rainbows

  • J_C_Wizard49
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I’m a Christian, and I think that guy’s fucking retarded. By that logic nobody can use anything because it’s all created by God

  • HeyManNiceShades
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Silly Bry-Bry. It’s natural appropriation, not cultural.

    Just for that, you lose waterfalls too.

  • weezdajuice711
    3 Month(s) Ago

    dont forget purple!

  • GuitarStringWings
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Rainbows are for everyone! It’s a celebration of life and those around us.

    Personally, I am Christian, but I don’t believe Noah’s Ark. I think the Bible has stories that are used like Fairy Tales now, they have a moral to follow. So to me, the rainbow is a promise for better days, because even if it rains for days and weeks on end, the rainbow will come. That works for anyone. It works as a symbol of empowerment because it is a symbol of better days to come for them. It’s universal.

    My goal in my life is to make as many people as happy as possible, so I don’t think it’s right to diss somebody for their beliefs or who they pick for their SO. If they are happy, that’s all that matters, and I’ll support them.

    Actually growing up my dad always had Fox News on and he’s pretty Homophobic, so I grew up thinking that was the way to think. Then as I got older I slowly realized that he is just really misinformed and that makes him really close minded. Lol guess it backfired because now I lean more left than right. I hate politics with a passion because of all his rants. Lol I just pretend to agree with him at this point. Edit: I pretend to agree when I am in front of him is what I mean. He’s very political and it’s not worth setting him off. 😅

  • The_Game_Student
    3 Month(s) Ago

    The top one's a joke though right? He's not actually saying LGBT+ stole rainbows. Its just a pisstake. Right? Please tell me he was joking

  • Nitroburner3000
    3 Month(s) Ago

    No one owns refracted light.

  • kosarai
    3 Month(s) Ago

    lol made me picture God as this annoying 3 year old.

    “That’s my rainbow give it back!!! Mooooooom!”

  • ptlitcadiau
    3 Month(s) Ago

    That's pretty greedy, gays

    Edit: /s because it apparently wasn't obvious

  • kappa_omega
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I used to be that Christian, but now I think this is hilarious and am celebrating pride month myself as an ally :)

  • NuclearOops
    3 Month(s) Ago

    So the Bible passage he's referring to is the end of the flood myth from Genesis. God creates the rainbow as a promise to Noah's descendants and all mankind to never flood the entirety of Earth like that ever again, its his vow to never try and wipe out humanity again.

    So in that context if you believe that God hates gay people, the gay community appropriating the rainbow could be seen as mocking God. But they'd be wrong, very wrong. You see God knows all, and God is all powerful. He could have used anything to symbolize his commitment to not wipe out humanity, but he chose the rainbow in full knowledge that homosexuals would eventually rally under the symbol of it to represent their place amoung human society. He knew they would take that symbol in particular. God chose the rainbow to remind his followers that he appproves of the acceptance of homosexuals in human society and wants his followers to accept them as well.

  • RageOfGandalf
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Just a friendly reminder that r/TrueChristian advocates for spousal rape, and bans anyone who mentions how atrocious it is

  • Varatec
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Be proud of that, you have the power to steal from God apparently.

  • suicidalcitrusfruit
    3 Month(s) Ago

    gIvE iT bAcK

  • XmasEarring
    3 Month(s) Ago

    This boomer-tier facebook meme needs more jpeg.

  • al_perez
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Well if that’s the case, then the USA stole the stars from God like everything else. Stupid Fundamentals are fun

  • falconer05
    3 Month(s) Ago

    And the fact a westerners complaining about cultural appropriation while reciting the verses from a middle eastern tribal religion... priceless

  • AnoK760
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I wouldnt even be mad. They jacked some shit from a diety and now hes incapable of taking it back himself. Thats fuckin impressive.

  • Ra_Zahr
    3 Month(s) Ago

    God called and said you guys can use his rainbow whenever you want.

  • [deleted]
    3 Month(s) Ago

    My grandmother blamed the gays for ‘ruining the rainbow for everyone else.’

    She also thought the Jews ran the media.

    Avid Daily Mail reader, unsurprisingly.

  • Dalefit90
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Next Percy Jackson movie

  • bearddeliciousbi
    3 Month(s) Ago

    TFW you're omniscient, omnipotent, and incomprehensible to mere mortal beings but then some queers manage to fuck up your entire plan

  • jacklfitz
    3 Month(s) Ago

    With that logic, didn't America steal the Bald Eagle from God, as well? This logic is hilarious.

  • marktrichards
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Every time someone complains about this I think about the Demetri Martin joke:

    I'm in a weird position, because I like rainbows, but I'm not gay. So whenever I go out wearing a rainbow shirt, I have to put "Not gay." But I'm not against gays, so under that I'll have to put "... but supportive." It's weird how one group of people took refracted light. That's very greedy, gays.

    --Demetri Martin

  • NVSSP
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Correction: The leprechauns stole it from god, and we won it from them in a convoluted game of reverse chess.

  • Archersdog
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Jesus founded Christianity on Sinners, which was a term the Pharisee used to shame and exile otherwise regular people, funny how Hypocrisy works...

  • whistleridge
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Logic 101:

    1. God is all-powerful, all-knowing, and infinitely good.
    2. God made rainbows.
    3. Gays own rainbows now.
    4. QED, either gays are more powerful than God, or God gave rainbows to them.

    I’d be REALLY curious to see which outcome outraged his theology more.

  • JustARiot
    3 Month(s) Ago

    As a Christian I don’t promote this behavior and also don’t think that that Noah’s ark was supposed to be literal

  • SpineBreaker666
    3 Month(s) Ago

    A girl in my class asked me why ”my kind” stole the rainbow from God in the middle of class and I looked at her like she was the dumbest woman in the world.

  • ItWorkedLastTime
    3 Month(s) Ago

    In case you were curious what the verses are:

    11 And I will establish my covenant with you, neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.

    12 And God said, This is the token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for perpetual generations:

    13 I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth.

    14 And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud:

    15 And I will remember my covenant, which is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh.

    16 And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is upon the earth.

    17 And God said unto Noah, This is the token of the covenant, which I have established between me and all flesh that is upon the earth.

  • xX_hentaigod420_Xx
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Guys rainbows really belong to god but not christians

  • audioalignedFeline
    3 Month(s) Ago

    We queers are so goddamn powerful we stole from god and got away with it. Holy shit there’s nothing we can’t do

  • Lan777
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Pride month is a time for us to remember that one greatest heist of all time. The parades and events represent us all getting the crew back together to honor that memory and plan one last big score.

  • cringemaster17
    3 Month(s) Ago

    hoes mad

  • Jetsfantasy
    3 Month(s) Ago

    If Transivite Relation is anything to go off...

    • If Rainbows=God

    • and Rainbows=Christians

    • then Christians=God

    Which breaks the First Commandment.