Cursed_pockets

Cursed_pockets

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  • cursedrobot
    3 Month(s) Ago

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  • BurnerJerkzog
    3 Month(s) Ago

    We're just going to disrespect the prison wallet?

  • gavincatwalker
    3 Month(s) Ago

    he forgot the anus “pocket”

  • Johnnadawearsglasses
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Or fat flaps. Fat flaps are more numerous and therefore more useful. Like wearing cargo shorts naked

  • jesusdiscofish
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Imagine seeing a guy whip out his pp do pay for something

  • Schtick_
    3 Month(s) Ago

    True otherwise where would you store your cheese

  • GustavTheTurk
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Womens born with extra storage

  • zuzg
    3 Month(s) Ago

    By this logic the man woman pocket situation is reversed when naked

  • coprolalic_mofo
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Muslims and Jews didn't find this helpful

  • lndw20
    3 Month(s) Ago

    This sub is such a mixed bag, there’s posts of old edgy unfunny jokes then posts like this

  • OctoberRust13
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Why is it so difficult, uncomfortable, to be naked. It's because when you have

    clothes on you can always kinda make those little adjustments that people like

    to do ... you feel like you're getting it together, yeah, yeah pretty good feeling good looking good.

    But when you're naked it's like it's so final you're, Well that's it. There's nothing else I can do.

    That's why I like to wear a belt when I'm naked. Cause I feel it gives me something, I know I'm naked, but you know, I like to get pockets to hang off of the belt that would be, wouldn't that be the ultimate?

    To be naked and still be able to do this...I think that would really help a lot.

    -Jerry Seinfeld

  • badjokes69
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Thats what the mouth is for

  • rekt25
    3 Month(s) Ago

    What if you're circumcised?

  • murkfloswager
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Wait isn't that what knives are for. If not then that's why it hurts.

  • Anon_Skele
    3 Month(s) Ago

    You got gorilla titties like me, you just tuck that bad boy under there. So far, a soda can is the limit.

  • [deleted]
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Ya got other holes in the body too

  • JoaoBellato4668
    3 Month(s) Ago

    You can have as many pockets you wanted its called stab wound.

  • TheYucs
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Yet another thing stolen from me.

  • SaltyHawkk
    3 Month(s) Ago

    His profile picture makes it way worse

  • winclaw
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Circumcision has entered the chat.... "you dare oppose me mortal"

  • HalfHeartedHeathen
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Women can just carry their purses.

  • RandomHouseholdItem
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Big floppy boobs are great pockets. Just throw whatever you need underneath and flop that titty over it and you're good to go.

  • Continental_Crisis
    3 Month(s) Ago

    It’s called a “prison wallet”

  • BAYKON8R
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Ever hear of the infamous, "Prison pocket"?

  • Im_the_big_gay
    3 Month(s) Ago

    You can’t forget your urethra

  • TianasJambalaya
    3 Month(s) Ago

    So then, you’re not supposed to have pockets... Should I visit my doctor?

  • Valiumdation
    3 Month(s) Ago

    A vagina can hold things... so could fat rolls

    Edit: wasn’t even thinking about butt stuff

  • beeep_boooop
    3 Month(s) Ago

    If you don't know what foreskin is you've been mutilated and should seek therapy immediately. You'll never know the joys of hiding your pot from the cops in your cock sleeve.

  • Kirschi
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Every part of the body is a potential pocket if you got a knife

  • renmana74
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Otters have pockets under their arm pit to store their favourite rock for smashing shellfish. True story

  • xXTigershark88Xx
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Instructions unclear; knife stuck in penis hole

  • 66D6
    3 Month(s) Ago

    SMEGMA

  • dankmeister42
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Abbortt

  • luri7555
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Prison pocket

  • Kleeb12
    3 Month(s) Ago

    puts spare change in pocket

  • sicklicks
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Yeah when I go around naked I just use my prison wallet

  • N_ando
    3 Month(s) Ago

    just make your own pocket using something sharp

  • Deusbob
    3 Month(s) Ago

    If your hands get cold, put 'em in your buttocks. That's nature pockets.

  • Grrreeen
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Stab wound, more like

    e x t r a p o c k e t

  • DominusOfTheBlueArmy
    3 Month(s) Ago

    How is that a showerthought?

  • donknottsatemyballs
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Rabbi Schlomo would like to have a word with you.

  • RandomGenericName4
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Or your prison wallet

  • Ben716
    3 Month(s) Ago

    In drug smuggler terms it is called, 'snudging'

    To snudge a small quantity of heroin in one's foreskin is a delightful thing.

  • fallopian_turd
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Fanny pack

  • MeatBallFreak80
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Anal cavity

  • R00pr
    3 Month(s) Ago

    The guys in r/sounding have extra storage space

  • MarinaBussi
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Anal pocket.

  • pipocazoca
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Stab wounds work!

  • Arkhytra
    3 Month(s) Ago

    It's called r/ectum

  • Sir_Nicholas_4
    3 Month(s) Ago

    What fucking showerthought is that

  • Lemayn
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Fat Rolls?

  • Athlaeos
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Give yourself a big ol burnmark for a nice big blister to form, pop that baby over and shove your baked beans in there as a snack for later

  • Ate_Ur_Dog
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Lmao how u think I have so many Tic-Tacs to give out?

  • idragon132
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I can just imagine that image hold on i need to do something

  • 616lukas666
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Fuck that

  • SadBoiSteve
    3 Month(s) Ago
  • Jimmy_Mittens
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Mine is less of a pocket and more of a vacuum

  • elquiore
    3 Month(s) Ago

    sun burn too

  • DarkDayzInHell
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Well the womb is literally a giant pocket.

  • senorhelicopter
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Dont forget natures pocket.

  • TheRealCG1
    3 Month(s) Ago

    What about the..... clears throat..... navel pocket washes mouth out with bleach

  • Llamagr4m
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Get fat, get liposuction, sew skinflaps into pockets.

  • mynamesnotjean
    3 Month(s) Ago

    What does he think cavity searches are for?

    (Than again I thought those were for checking your teeth as a kid)

  • Idislikelifemore
    3 Month(s) Ago

    You mean

    stab wound

  • Skaebo
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I used to be fat so I can hide things under my flap

  • Temporal_Enigma
    3 Month(s) Ago

    If you get cold, put your hands in between your buttocks, that's nature's pocket

  • NotThanos__
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Just stab your self

  • SidTheIdiot
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Wait a minute how old is this guy

  • gaming_murican
    3 Month(s) Ago

    thats where I keep my gum.

  • ilithealien21
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Or prison wallet

  • TheUltimateJack
    3 Month(s) Ago

    What kinda fuckin shower thoughts are these

  • Landocomando67
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Nothing like some docking in public

  • peterfonda2
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Be a kangaroo

  • Darnittt
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Thanks Abbott.....

  • NewMexthaiboxdude22
    3 Month(s) Ago

    This is one of the foulest things I have ever seen and I love it.

  • Ignecratic
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I remember seeing something that at nude beaches in places like Germany, people will bring Fanny packs to have a place to store things.

    If someone makes the obvious pun, I will be upset.

  • peridotdragon33
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Reading this made my dick hurt

  • xxboyexx
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Or sunburn

  • hugothegamer
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Sad Jew Noises

  • Partay94
    3 Month(s) Ago

    If cops pull up, I put that crack in my crack Or I put that brack in my brack - Young Thug

  • Alpha0megaMan
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I met a guy who hid his drugs under his fat tity rolls

  • Ehak6543
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Stab wounds

  • el_porongorila
    3 Month(s) Ago

    So the comments are more cursed tan the actual post...

  • Thomas_Catthew
    3 Month(s) Ago

    It's called the prison wallet

  • skizz1k
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Everyone’s got a prison wallet....

    Edit: Except Kim Jong Un maybe...

  • OfficerLollipop
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Vagina is typing...