Dude's lucky.

Dude's lucky.

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  • Namaayka
    3 Month(s) Ago

    During the time he was declared dead, he signed a luck contract with a deity

  • chinchuberry
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I was waiting for the "he was so excited that he had a heart attack and died".

  • nerdershark
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Wow the universe felt real guilty about his death scare.

  • biinjo
    3 Month(s) Ago

    There’s a glitch in God’s randomizer.

  • Lt_PeteMitchell1
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Video of re-enactment: https://youtu.be/Se8VM0j5B6A

    Edit - thanks for silver mystery redditor!

  • glasseyepatch
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Death tryin to pay him that hush money.

  • kreutsch
    3 Month(s) Ago

    He died and met the crossroads demon

  • InsecureApe
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Damn, they should make a television show off of that where he tries to make up for all the bad deeds he did before with the money he won.

  • HeisenbergCooks
    3 Month(s) Ago

    This is what happens when you put all your skill points into luck!!!

  • Valo-FfM
    3 Month(s) Ago

    He suffered a 40min heart infact after an anaphyactic shock to his heart medication and was in a coma for 14 days & not what the text suggests.

  • thegreatestgray
    3 Month(s) Ago

    So the trick of winning the lottery is to die

  • guzman_hemi
    3 Month(s) Ago

    God: my bad fam, I was looking for a different Bill Morgan

  • Leothecat24
    3 Month(s) Ago

    God realized he took the wrong guy, and decided to give him back and apologize.

  • stickystyle
    3 Month(s) Ago

    And since he is Australian, he won’t have to sell the car and use the jackpot to pay his medical bills.

  • sellonoid
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Great story.

  • vexunumgods
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Video of the moment https://youtu.be/6R5MqxcKdV8

  • heykoolstorybro
    3 Month(s) Ago

    If I had a nickel for everytime I have seen this on reddit I'd have double his money by now.

  • OverlySexualPenguin
    3 Month(s) Ago

    more lucky without the dying bit imo

  • LogicalGamer_0
    3 Month(s) Ago

    God was apologizing

  • nytram55
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Oooh, what a lucky man he was.

  • Beasty104
    3 Month(s) Ago

    God was gonna kill someone and miss-clicked and was like “ah shit, my bad. Here you go.”

  • JTENGEORGIA
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Leave some luck for the rest of us!

  • thamthrfcknruckus
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I need a lock of his hair for the next scratch off I buy.

  • Paul__Miller
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Before things get a lot lot lot better, you must die. Moral of the story.

  • [deleted]
    3 Month(s) Ago

    He looks exhausted

  • Vinnce
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Did he at least try a 3rd card?

  • tealgirl94
    3 Month(s) Ago

    It's like Death made a mistake on who was next on its list and gave him his life back + some redeemable coupons to make up for the inconveniences.

  • Jdlouie
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Sounds like dude struck a deal with the devil while he was gone

  • DinoBirdMammal
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Somehow this feels like it should belong on r/toptalent

  • johnnywafflewaffle
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Jammy bastard

  • Jhuxx54
    3 Month(s) Ago

    You can go to heaven and chill with the goodies goodies or go back, where black Tim’s and black hoodies.

  • Jonelololol
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I L L U M I N A T I

  • banditoperrito
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Sounds like god was apologizing.

  • time__out
    3 Month(s) Ago

    God - Shit. My bad dude.

  • forgingry
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I assume he bought the tickets at Crossroads Cornea Market?

  • Linkerjinx
    3 Month(s) Ago

    praise jeebus...

  • L-0N-3L-Y
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Wish I was lucky like that

  • NameMyLife
    3 Month(s) Ago

    God must have been like: my bad, wrong person. Lemme repay you with this much luck...

  • mvathletics
    3 Month(s) Ago

    So all I have to do is die for a bit to win some money.. I'd try that.

  • panzerkampfwagen
    3 Month(s) Ago

    He wasn't declared dead.

  • ems959
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Second life!

  • Lionel_Vs_The_World
    3 Month(s) Ago

    God was like "shit man, I'm really sorry, hope this helps."

  • LikeFuckRoss
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I need some of that juju!

  • Adwolf667
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I remember this on the news. Slit me gut and call me skippy, go on Billy you full tilt legend.

  • Sumer09
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Why can’t it be me

  • iluvbigblackducks
    3 Month(s) Ago

    oh shit oh shit his time haven't come yet put him back put him back give that man a lollipop to compensate

  • logannev
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Then he found a shiny butterfree

  • kalikittyqueen
    3 Month(s) Ago

    It’s like that Lindsay Lohan movie where she’s lucky beyond belief

  • Yugan-Dali
    3 Month(s) Ago

    This guy just proved the Chinese expression, 大難不死 必有後福If you survive a disaster, good luck is coming your way.

  • DeathandFriends
    3 Month(s) Ago

    damn bill, slow down, save some luck for the rest of us.

  • smallest_cock
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Always nice seeing this on reddit for the 38595th time

  • Treestyles
    3 Month(s) Ago

    The secret to superpowers is always dying.

  • idonotknowwhototrust
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Powerful men make their own luck

  • GatorRo11
    3 Month(s) Ago

    If only I could die too

  • Dannyboi93
    3 Month(s) Ago
  • OGTaxMan
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Then I met his beautiful wife....

    Isn't it ironic, don't cha think?

  • heather528x
    3 Month(s) Ago

    It's typed on a picture it must be true

  • funtimeraven13
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Wtf lol

  • IntellegentWittyName
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Source?

  • mermaidan
    3 Month(s) Ago

    He should be in X Force

  • FountainPenandInk
    3 Month(s) Ago

    And this is why Aussies are addicted to gambling.

  • Scrotum_Tennis
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I wonder who paid for the second lottery ticket? If the news asked him to reenact it for their coverage there's a fair chance they paid for it.

  • gettinggroovy
    3 Month(s) Ago

    yeah any like proof or anything??

  • oliverer3
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Maybe he's related to Matrim Cauthon

  • Zebrabox
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Kind of like the grim reaper made an error and went overboard to fix the error so he wouldn’t get reported to corporate

  • dman71215
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I know a deal with the Devil when I see it.

  • anhanem
    3 Month(s) Ago

    That was God saying "Oh wait, sorry about that"

  • phat_sumo
    3 Month(s) Ago

    This guy seems pretty lucky, he should go buy a lottery ticket

  • Unluckyfin
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Meh

  • [deleted]
    3 Month(s) Ago

    He just paused to change the difficulty to easy

  • DemonicJester09
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Death made a mistake so he owed him one, or two.

  • Scherzkeks
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I'd consider myself a jackpot winner at minute 13.

  • Dick_Cuckingham
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Bill at 7yo: Mom, do you think I'll ever just get really lucky?

    Bill's Mom: Not in this lifetime.

  • kirinlikethebeer
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Hap from the OA is looking for him.

    Edit: letter

  • smelly_ape
    3 Month(s) Ago
  • layor_tac
    3 Month(s) Ago

    God was like "yeah my bad St. Peter mixed the paperwork, let me make it up tp you"

  • [deleted]
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Death messed up and called the wrong number. Trying to pay the guy back so he don't get sued.

  • [deleted]
    3 Month(s) Ago

    He wasn't dead he was just selling his soul to the devil

  • MiloSpeaks
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Obviously, he took Felix Felicis potion that day.

  • minibarbs
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Frigging cheat codes

  • cunts_r_us
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Was his name David Burton?

  • ItsMEBytches
    3 Month(s) Ago

    He had to Die to Live

  • Deion313
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Jackpot!

  • MisterSolid
    3 Month(s) Ago

    “Hellllooooooo” - Dougie Jones/Agent Cooper

  • AbeFroman101
    3 Month(s) Ago

    We’ve all seen this. Why did we all upvote this. I upvotes this. What’s wrong with me.

  • ProTeyn13
    3 Month(s) Ago

    This is my zillionth time seeing this exact photo.

  • Dr_detonation
    3 Month(s) Ago

    When God himself owes you an apology

  • nishutoshsoni
    3 Month(s) Ago

    He was reborn as a new man. A lucky man.