Fool me once...

Fool me once...

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  • MadeByHumanError
    1 Week(s) Ago

    ...fool me again, daddy

  • eternalrefuge86
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Ah, the old “dick in the fruit” trick. I know it well. Only with popcorn.

  • Soulger11
    1 Week(s) Ago

    That one lady on his left still considering it cause she hasn’t had that potassium in years...

  • -hol-up-
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Even the dog on the right is tired of Gary’s shit.

  • Empyrealist
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Ahh, the 'ol cock in a cornucopia!

  • oke2032004
    1 Week(s) Ago

    We all know that

  • Hoofhearted523
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Don’t grab the banana! (Or do 🤷🏻‍♀️👉🏼👌🏼)

  • GrandmasterBow
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Bold risk if ladies come at him with silverware.

  • mellowgang__
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Classic Gary

  • PoseidonIsMyBish
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Get your daily dose of Vitamin D

  • RedXtreme45
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Was this in a porn video?

  • OCTM2
    1 Week(s) Ago

    You can find me in the club, fruit full of dick.

  • exiled955
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Step one, cut a hole in the basket ..

  • ryman0096
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Fool me once, shame on you.

    Fool me twice, shame on me.

    Fool me three times, back to you again.

  • Prudvi_k
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Fool me once, strike 1 Fool me twice, strike 3

  • Najanator717
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Dick in a box but all you can find is your fruit bowl

  • stopthistrain92
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Damn it, I thought it was a banana 🍌

  • glowigincense
    1 Week(s) Ago

    That dog is sick of his shit

  • FaZeCaliberGamerBTW
    1 Week(s) Ago

    For once.. yummy

  • ispelledthiwrong
    1 Week(s) Ago

    It’s a dick in the fruit!

  • rustylilbox
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Classic Orson Welles

  • something_sithy
    1 Week(s) Ago

    what's the name of the painting... for academic purposes?

  • StockRaker
    1 Week(s) Ago

    That’s the funniest one I’ve ever seen!

  • rmlrmlchess
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Put my dick in the fruit...cut a hole in the fruit...

  • Tombub
    1 Week(s) Ago

    'Pull my carrot'.

  • Sticky_Paws
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Fuckin Gary with the cockberries again

  • bilbo-blazins
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Fucking gary

  • jtr489
    1 Week(s) Ago

    “Would anyone like a banana?”

  • xDarthGuapox
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Say what you will, but Gary's dad bod is on point! You know someone went for that Banana, and possibly even Rick who is looking over his shoulder with wide eye'd curiosity.

  • ExpectedBehaviour
    1 Week(s) Ago

    🍆

  • James_bd
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Real question : is that Bacchus?

  • uncleruckess
    1 Week(s) Ago

    everyone's ignoring the extremely pissed off looking dog in the back while everyone else is gigglin?

  • optimuslime5
    1 Week(s) Ago

    If I had a dollar for every time you put your dick in the fruit basket, I’d be a rich man Gary!!!

  • NibelungValesty
    1 Week(s) Ago

    That dog animal looks so fucking pissed.

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    1 Week(s) Ago

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  • N2Gen
    1 Week(s) Ago

    😆😆

  • Reincarnated_snail
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I've done this, except it was a watermelon... and I was alone. Lol

  • EightPointed
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Ancient Romans HATE this...

  • bignegroluva
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Bruh

  • oke2032004
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Just make a fruit salad

  • MachoRandyManSavage_
    1 Week(s) Ago

    /p/cooking told me that salt and butter make anything better so I imagine Gary is just trying to make the fruit basket tastier. I see nothing wrong here.

  • DasaLP2001
    1 Week(s) Ago

    That good ole dick in a pumpkin trick

  • SFWBoots
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Perfect. 👏👏👏

  • [deleted]
    1 Week(s) Ago

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  • albinoman38
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Come on, it's fruit and nuts. Everyone loves fruit and nuts!

  • 2KilAMoknbrd
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Tis the fruit of his loins it'is

  • RodgerRabbitz
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Dick in a box, balls on a dish, man this fruit, sure is delish.

  • Jacd_87
    1 Week(s) Ago

    He’s a tricky one that Kelsey Grammer.

  • bignegroluva
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Extra taste

  • fantazzia47
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Yet AGAIN totally hilarious sub. Saturday Night Live; Justin Timberlake skit “Dick in a box”.

  • InSilicoRW
    1 Week(s) Ago

    The way she's staring at it, If dick was a fruit, the woman at the bottom would defo get her 5 a day.

  • Pikta
    1 Week(s) Ago

    The dog clearly knows !

  • smallkoreanseal
    1 Week(s) Ago

    2010s dick in a box

    1600s dick in a fruit basket ;:D

  • broccoli_culkin
    1 Week(s) Ago

    You’re not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe?

  • Apfieignine
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Grapes or balls. Choose wisely(in the voice of the guy from Indiana Jones)

  • Mr-Toolishing
    1 Week(s) Ago

    “Ah bananas”

  • RevWaldo
    1 Week(s) Ago

    ~ Is that the foot long?
    ~ And then some.

  • leejoness
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Hey, Gary! Stop stealing my move!

  • KZManoj
    1 Week(s) Ago

    That's a fruitdick..

  • tommy96814
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Thrir version of the dick in a box back in the day.

  • DLaiy
    1 Week(s) Ago

    *again*

  • Jakomosacumen
    1 Week(s) Ago

    A fruit salad delighted with a nice happy ending

  • Toit99
    1 Week(s) Ago

    It's my dick in a box....of fruit

  • john-wack
    1 Week(s) Ago

    fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice can’t put the blame on you

  • Darkdragon635701
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Its the old version of dick in a box

  • adambrasco
    1 Week(s) Ago

    "Fool me once strike one, fool me twice strike three"

  • zLxuy
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Pretty sure I’ve seen this video with a pumpkin...

  • uncle_jessie
    1 Week(s) Ago

    The progenitor of the dick in a box.

  • user998877665544
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Last night, it was in the fruit.

    Today, it's in the fruit basket.

  • me2u2s
    1 Week(s) Ago

    His actual name is Richard and this is the origin of how the nickname for Richard became Dick

  • spontaneouscobra
    1 Week(s) Ago

    That asshole Gary. The first time, I went to go get an apple, the bastard had me grabbing his balls.

  • Chillindode
    1 Week(s) Ago

    The original popcorn trick

  • Cashew-Gesundheit
    1 Week(s) Ago
  • mddet
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Ive been perusing and finally, a good post! Thank you!❤️😇

  • HumbleShroom
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Classic Gary

  • TalouseLee
    1 Week(s) Ago

    This really got me😂

  • CYI_DROP_BODIES
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice

  • NowFapping
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I tried that and they said it was a weird looking grape :(

  • AssHatter6969
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Whaaat no I swear it's a banana, it's from India that's why it's not yellow

  • Zammin
    1 Week(s) Ago

    When your dick is in the almonds, everyone knows you're fucking nuts.

  • miraculmao
    1 Week(s) Ago

    my people... *howls at the moon*

  • dancm
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Twist his dick!

  • GameBoy1776
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Jesus Gary, get your shit together bro. God put fruit on the earth to be eaten, not fucked.

  • kittymama9182000
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Keep your spotty old banana to yourself,Gary.Nobody wants that !

  • NeverSpeakInTongues
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Gary looks like fucking Thanos

  • thanus73
    1 Week(s) Ago

    the girls are all ugly lmao

  • smol_spap
    1 Week(s) Ago

    his dick is the fruit