I swiped right, not gonna lie

I swiped right, not gonna lie

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  • worstgurl
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Show up to your first date in a shark onesie
    (... Also, I have a shark onesie that I don't want so... if you want it, let me know)

  • mandelbratwurst
    1 Week(s) Ago

    That’s all well and good until the sharks get Tinder

  • Helios330
    1 Week(s) Ago

    “120 kilometers away”

  • TheRealMewt
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I would too almost purely based on the fact that its original.

  • ArtNastyFart
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Kinky

  • claudiuplc
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Looks like you even superliked him. Or was it the other way around?

  • Slowmotrin
    1 Week(s) Ago

    40km=24.855 miles.

    100km=63.1371192 miles.

    Little help for the American bros that will steal this one.

  • queenarkham
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Btw, I’m seriously considering telling shark boi how many upvotes he got

  • TheLastGuy26
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Now you have to go on a date and wear a shark hat

  • IWillHitYou
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Now hold on one second here, I've noticed the start of a rather interesting sentence below the shark bit there... I need to know what he said

  • diabloallica
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Suck on that do do do do do do do do that do do do do do do do do that do do do do do do do do Suck on that.

  • sandmansndr
    1 Week(s) Ago

    If he's 120 KM away, how'd you find his profile that's set to a range of 100 km?

  • BoxerBlake
    1 Week(s) Ago

    This person deserves dates just for the epic bio.

  • Mohamadil
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Please tell me ur going to a seafood restaurant on ur potential date

  • bellybutton5
    1 Week(s) Ago

    And now it’s not gonna be original anymore because people like me are gonna steal it lol

  • Alighten
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Might want to cover up "Zürich, Switzerland" more.

  • seton_pls
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Everybody gangsta till the great white sharks start using tinder.

  • Azraael1
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Ello it is I, shark boii I was told to join in on the fun

  • lhedn
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Wouldn't humans have the same year of evolution, even though we might have gone through bigger changes in appearance?

  • Fatman10666
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Woah woah kinky what?

  • joelyho
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Why not? Likes sharks and has a sense of humour 💯

  • Iluaanalaa
    1 Week(s) Ago

    “Some moths vibrate their genitalia to throw of bats sonar. If it takes me a while to get back to you, I’m trying to find the right speed to gyrate my hips to throw off the fbi.”

  • lucky-number-keleven
    1 Week(s) Ago

    She had me on ‘Game design’

    Edit: Oh, it’s a he. Well,... you only live once I guess.

  • NoobertXD
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Great white shark +2 coz he getting some pussy

  • Hemske
    1 Week(s) Ago

    As a Game Designer, I have found hope!

  • Mountain-Trash
    1 Week(s) Ago

    kinky

  • PpeanuttBbutterr
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Kinky

  • PurpleBigMak
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Says he has it to 100m away but the thing badly crossed out says 120 - granted I don’t know tinder works much but seems “fishy”

  • arsenio1996
    1 Week(s) Ago

    That is good and all but the shark probably a have more chances of getting a female then him

  • cynoclast
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Million years?

    Sharks are older than trees...

  • selachimorphan
    1 Week(s) Ago

    But, Sharks don't vocalize...

  • salex013
    1 Week(s) Ago

    If you swipe left you have no soul :P

  • goalstopper28
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Guy has a point.

  • Brazenmercury5
    1 Week(s) Ago

    That’s a brilliant tinder profile.

  • dmslider69420
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I JUST HAD SEX AND IM ABOUT TO EAT NACHOS !! best moment of my life unless ones someone wants to leave a comment to ruin it

  • upsidedowntoker
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Can't say I blame you . Any men /women who open with shark facts are top tier people .

  • bakour53
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Let face it, you swiped right because she's kinky, you don't give a damn about sharks

  • Jefftommens
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Fuckin game designer I hate people who are smart and creative fucking hell man. Wish I had their brain genetics.

  • Ep1cFac3pa1m
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Isn't it closer to 400 million years of evolution?

  • Mystletoe
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Game Designers.. amirite? Edit: Also, you ah mah queen.

  • richbeezy
    1 Week(s) Ago

    The shark is still way more successful though...

  • ecologamer
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I would too!

  • bannedinPC
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Nice

  • cornycatlady
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Holy shit lol

  • RedPillAlphaBigCock
    1 Week(s) Ago

    [Ctrl]+[C]

  • Hemske
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Vodafone 2019 😮

  • Suzy2727
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Well, tbf she did say the word "suck". That's gotta bode well : )

  • Sharms91
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Yet the shark gets more than her

  • KoreyDerWolfsbar
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Why though? What does a joke tell you about a person?

  • Xl_cookie
    1 Week(s) Ago

    They are also kinky

  • Sherpy101
    1 Week(s) Ago

    you bit

  • MaebeItsMe
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I would too.

  • Duskblade295
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I’d do the same

  • Lil_Mafk
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Kinky get dat left swipe imo

  • voicesinmyhand
    1 Week(s) Ago

    But... tinder says he's more than 100km away!

  • Janqers
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Little did he know sharks are already on Tinder... https://imgur.com/a/x91s1IQ

  • Trombonerd
    1 Week(s) Ago

    But how many girl sharks them boy sharks get compared to you?

  • fudgelord1
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I would too

  • painintheass21
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Edit

  • charix_333
    1 Week(s) Ago

    That. was... witty.

  • Feelsbadman78
    1 Week(s) Ago

    kinky

  • queenarkham
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Kinky, loves memes, can cook for u 😂

  • Bluekiller8
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I wanna know what it says after the shark thing 🌚

  • BeavingHeaver
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I like it, but sharks don’t have voice boxes.

  • HYpeWasTakenWasTaken
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Wait she has a range of 100 kilometers but it says 120 kilometers away NANI??

  • question_23
    1 Week(s) Ago

    ~so randum~