Show up to your first date in a shark onesie
(... Also, I have a shark onesie that I don't want so... if you want it, let me know)
That’s all well and good until the sharks get Tinder
“120 kilometers away”
I would too almost purely based on the fact that its original.
Looks like you even superliked him. Or was it the other way around?
Little help for the American bros that will steal this one.
Btw, I’m seriously considering telling shark boi how many upvotes he got
Now you have to go on a date and wear a shark hat
Now hold on one second here, I've noticed the start of a rather interesting sentence below the shark bit there... I need to know what he said
Suck on that do do do do do do do do
that do do do do do do do do
that do do do do do do do do
Suck on that.
If he's 120 KM away, how'd you find his profile that's set to a range of 100 km?
This person deserves dates just for the epic bio.
Please tell me ur going to a seafood restaurant on ur potential date
And now it’s not gonna be original anymore because people like me are gonna steal it lol
Might want to cover up "Zürich, Switzerland" more.
Everybody gangsta till the great white sharks start using tinder.
Ello it is I, shark boii I was told to join in on the fun
Wouldn't humans have the same year of evolution, even though we might have gone through bigger changes in appearance?
Woah woah kinky what?
Why not? Likes sharks and has a sense of humour 💯
“Some moths vibrate their genitalia to throw of bats sonar. If it takes me a while to get back to you, I’m trying to find the right speed to gyrate my hips to throw off the fbi.”
She had me on ‘Game design’
Edit: Oh, it’s a he. Well,... you only live once I guess.
Great white shark +2 coz he getting some pussy
As a Game Designer, I have found hope!
Says he has it to 100m away but the thing badly crossed out says 120 - granted I don’t know tinder works much but seems “fishy”
That is good and all but the shark probably a have more chances of getting a female then him
Sharks are older than trees...
But, Sharks don't vocalize...
If you swipe left you have no soul :P
Guy has a point.
That’s a brilliant tinder profile.
I JUST HAD SEX AND IM ABOUT TO EAT NACHOS !! best moment of my life unless ones someone wants to leave a comment to ruin it
Can't say I blame you . Any men /women who open with shark facts are top tier people .
Let face it, you swiped right because she's kinky, you don't give a damn about sharks
Fuckin game designer I hate people who are smart and creative fucking hell man. Wish I had their brain genetics.
Isn't it closer to 400 million years of evolution?
Game Designers.. amirite?
Edit: Also, you ah mah queen.
The shark is still way more successful though...
I would too!
Holy shit lol
Vodafone 2019 😮
Well, tbf she did say the word "suck". That's gotta bode well : )
Yet the shark gets more than her
Why though? What does a joke tell you about a person?
They are also kinky
I would too.
I’d do the same
Kinky get dat left swipe imo
But... tinder says he's more than 100km away!
Little did he know sharks are already on Tinder... https://imgur.com/a/x91s1IQ
But how many girl sharks them boy sharks get compared to you?
I would too
That. was... witty.
Kinky, loves memes, can cook for u 😂
I wanna know what it says after the shark thing 🌚
I like it, but sharks don’t have voice boxes.
Wait she has a range of 100 kilometers but it says 120 kilometers away NANI??