I thought we had a deal

I thought we had a deal

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  • LiterallyKillMeEmma
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I love bedbugs, get em when you’re young kids!

  • WW_Returns
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Now off to a less protected target: Unvaccinated children

  • L_Bron_Hovered
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Bedbug got jingled

  • domineqq
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Holy shit, as someone who has had bedbugs, this lullaby sounds like an absolute horror. Thank fuck for modern pest control.

  • butters1214
    1 Week(s) Ago

    The average joe with below average jokes...

  • alexmeckes
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Jeezus I’ve seen this so many times

  • wdjwkdhf
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I feel like this is sort of close to a funny joke, but at the same time, somehow missed it by a mile

  • PointBlankPeriodt
    1 Week(s) Ago

    This is retarded.

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    1 Week(s) Ago

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  • MnochrmeSvreign1080p
    1 Week(s) Ago

    How is this funny

  • farrukhsshah
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Hahahahah. This is hilarious. Cool post bruh

  • brettbri5694
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Never had bedbugs when I was a lad. My mom would say this habitually. Only had bedbugs once but it was when I was on my own and my mom wasn’t there to protect me with her incantation.

  • apocolypticbosmer
    1 Week(s) Ago

    This is the least funny thing I’ve read on here in a while

  • Miracle_Xahan
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Why bed bug knows your mama's name

  • ZackR139
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I hate bed bugs so god damn bad.

  • TheoTheTripod
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Julia: I've altered the deal. Pray I dont alter it further.

  • Iswitt
    1 Week(s) Ago

    My mom took this shit too far. She used to say, "Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs tear the flesh from your very bones."

  • quustion
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Which subreddit this belongs to if you change bed bug with uncle?

  • yomyoo
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Bed bugs??? How did they walk? Were they smug?

  • Kokstrong1
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Julia Gulia. That’s funny.

    Why’s that funny?

    I dunno

  • wonkey_monkey
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Like when your dad says "Stop moving and they won't sting you" but then it turns out he was in league with the wasps all along.

  • phrazel
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Gnite

    Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite!

    If they do, hit them with a shoe!

    That's what I do, and you can too!

  • PantsRazor
    1 Week(s) Ago

    If they do, do a poo

  • BuildAutonomy
    1 Week(s) Ago

    she said don’t let them. this is your fault little jimmy.

  • Kanye-Breast
    1 Week(s) Ago

    And if they do, squeeze them tight And they won’t bite another night

  • CasualLurkert
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Sounds like a Family Guy cutaway

  • ILAYnotEILY
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Joe Ingles is so funny

  • X_aIN0906
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I’ve seen this before, this is a repost.

  • Karma-Sacrifice
    1 Week(s) Ago

    It's a shame to have a bed bug fuck your mom...

  • insideoutfetus
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Julia just wants all the bites to her kinky self.

  • selown
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs put their foot up your ass.

  • FlyingWizard68
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Julia's had enough of your bullshit

  • Aug415
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Why are you all so obsessed with race?

  • MadHaterz
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Shh, shh, it only sting...

  • didnotreddit12
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Ask him how he knows your mom.

    Edit: Ask him how well he knows your mom.

  • Realitykills
    1 Week(s) Ago

    That made me actually laugh. Thanks!!

  • IKnowData
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Fun bedbug fact:

    Female bedbugs don't have buginas (the scientific term for 'bug vagina'), the males just use their sharp benises (bug penises) to penetrate wherever on the body, hoping their juice will find the right place for procreation. Since they can't really tell who is male and who is female, males often penetrate and jizz into other males as well.

  • Carcoo2208
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Am I the only one who read the bed bug's voice as Aziz Ansari?

  • Lucid-Design
    1 Week(s) Ago

    More like Bed Bro