"Oh im sorry ur gonna hv to try and not step on that tiny little speck of dust. Sorry for the inconvinience."
I feel personally attacked..
He’s probably referring to himself.
This is something I say after cleaning my room for 3 hours to make myself look like a half decent person...
There's a pile of dirt clothes under the bed
Fun fact: I've been in IT for over 20 years now and I used to go into people's homes to repair their computers / printer / Internet. In my experience, only people with clean homes apologize for the mess which is usually not a mess but at most a bit of clutter. People that live like pigs and never clean also never apologize nor do they even attempt to do even a 2 minute tidy time before I arrive.
This is every woman’s car when they say it’s filthy.
He can cum anywhere he wants. It's white so you can't see it.
My friend is like “perfectly clean” when literally everything is on the ground
Rich Bois be like
dont go there with a UV lamp dude
Humble bragging at best!
The mess is you
Very messy indeed. Expected more cleanliness. So much dust.
What are you doing in your friend's bedroom
This is honestly me but that's because I have the slightest "mess" and my parents think it's a pig sty
If that cleaninglnes still seems like dirty to you
Youre either a huge germophobic
Your idea of clean is straight up a room in heaven
and when he doesnt say that, you know that his room is trashed
You can't even see my bedroom because of mess. My friends all live in luxury of clean bedrooms.
Meanwhile my bedroom are total shiet
So, what are you doing in your FRIEND's bedroom?
excuse the minor miatake in my organized set of books over there. i deeply apologize for it.
Why does that look like my friend's room right after he said that to me?
Try to step around all the microscopic scratches in the wood
nah they tell me I look like shalissa
My room: literally the local dump
We accidentally did this when some friends came over. We were convinced we'd left the house a mess and we walk in after apologizing and I immediately know we're gonna catch shit. House was near spotless, friends came in and laughed before fake gasping at the disheveled mess.
If that were my room my mom would some how see somewhere that’s dirty and make me clean it
Aye don't look under the bed, homie. That's where I hide my dildos.
That's just like how David Beckham gives a damn about his appearance.... Lol
You had me in the first half.
Must be referring to the paintings.
That’s cause his mom beat his ass if someone was coming round until it was spotless
Damn tidy people and their damn tidy rooms
your friend is trying to F
My Mom: Ugh it smells like a bleached asshole
My room: WTF Mom, i just sprayed lavender air fresher 5 seconds ago and you're saying it smells like THAT!!
P.S. I swear my mom's transplanted a Bloodhound's nose onto herself
Its freaky how accurate her sense of smell is from half a mile away.
Look at the wrinkles on the sheet you peasant
Sorry is this kind some kind of joke for tidy people which i am too messed up to understand
What kind of dude says another dude "excuse the mess" when entering a room
Literally me but my slipper at the bed
My friends room is perfect and mine has a broken printer in there, and stacks of cardboard boxes, I do try to clean it up but I'm lazy.
Literally me all the time
Back in high school, I have visited a friends house for the first time in my life, and he had apologized or the mess. His room was crystal clear, but he had a guitar thrown on the bed and a T-shirt on the chair. He is a pharmacist today.
Plot twist: it's his mom whos cleaned the room.
Yeah, it was grey.
He spilt white paint everywhere!
Tbh this bed room has a pretty bad colour vibe, almost every colour here is cold. Not a single warm feeling in this bedroom how can people feel comfortable in this? It's a basic rule for house design, warm colours go to bedrooms and the living room and cold colours go to the kitchen and bathrooms.
Jeez that room is a mess
my best friends room is messy and he just has pennies on the floor for some reason(I mean like, all over the room)
Imagine having a room
Ah the old OCD
This aint your meme bud
My dad: this room is a fucking shithole
My room=dirt house
Is this some kind of clean joke that I'm too dirty to understand!!
Every anime ever
It's damn whiter than Europe in 1300
You know, I WAS feeling really good about myself today...
When I got my own house I kind of became this person.
Usually my house is a wreck but if I'm expecting guests I'll spend an entire day cleaning nonstop then as insurance, upon greeting my guests I'll say something to the effect of "sorry about the mess, I didn't have a lot of time to tidy up"
Giving the illusion that my house wasn't filthy 2 hours before they arrived and giving me an excuse if I missed a spot.
I work an isp installing internet and cable tv, customers do this all the time lol. Perfect house and they are embarrassed cause a pillow is out of place
Well what if you have one sock lying on the floor but the rest of the room is clean. Is the room confirmed as dirty then?
I always say “excuse the mess” when someone comes over even if I just cleaned. It makes it seem like I have my shit together more than I really do.
I dream of embracing a minimalist life and having a stylish and immaculate home, lol. Not gonna happen but whatever
I’m going to assume he just hid everything in the closet.
Me: Oh come on you'll get over it
My room: http://www.anfieldedition.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/dirty-room.jpg
My math teacher: Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
I'm like this whenever I invite a girl to my house lol, but I'm actually very clean with my room but it's like I have to say it anyway "sorry the mess" lol
My room better #flex
This is me knowing I spent the whole day cleaning my room to my friends
Haha my room usually looks like Pearl Harbor in December 7th, 1941.
I don't get it... Clean your room
Is that call of duty? That looks like the room in hijacked
I didn't had that pillow right there
That is an insanely white room. I would not be able to survive in there.
Yeah, never been in a home that has been a mess after they have said "excuse me for the mess"..
Always a relevant xkcd
Is that pillow slightly of center
Looks like those PornHub set ups
this dude just leaves his camo jackets spread out all over the floor smh
Those sheets are white for a reason
Damn someone doesn't know how to make hospital corners
Damn, he lives in a hotel room? He must be rich
Me: sorry it’s a little messy
Friend: oh no that’s ok my rooms REALLY messy
Me: *shows them my room
Friend: * stands there in silence
Me: I told you
Everybody gangsta until the fitted sheet comes loose
Everyone seeing this just thinks about one or two particular people and how annoying they are
Lisa Simpson to Meg griffin
Obviously referring to the UV light mess
Your best friend's parent's room
He is the mess
It's only dirty if you bring a blacklight.
Mom: "CLEAN UP YO DAMN ROOM IT'S MESSY AS HELL."
Well he was obviously talking about you
The complete opposite of my room.
Reality is often disappointing
Apparently I’m like this, but from my point of view it is actually dirty
My mom is like this and usually her house is pretty clean. She's like Danny Tanner vacuuming the vacuum.
I do this as a host too except my room is a complete mess
I have a friend who acts like that
I wish that was my room, but then again I would have nowhere to store the dead kids in my basement.
One piece of dust on the floor Excuse the mess
Me: Excuse the mess
My room: HudyshduhsHgGfsggzjsjdushYyYah