It’s either really clean or really dirty.

It’s either really clean or really dirty.

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  • deinernstjetzt
    1 Week(s) Ago

    my room

  • conspicuous_killer
    1 Week(s) Ago

    "Oh im sorry ur gonna hv to try and not step on that tiny little speck of dust. Sorry for the inconvinience."

  • BCPrimo
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I feel personally attacked..

  • DatSheep242
    1 Week(s) Ago

    He’s probably referring to himself.

  • Finn-GJ
    1 Week(s) Ago

    This is something I say after cleaning my room for 3 hours to make myself look like a half decent person...

  • Clownsanity_Reddit
    1 Week(s) Ago

    There's a pile of dirt clothes under the bed

  • rcvmedia
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Fun fact: I've been in IT for over 20 years now and I used to go into people's homes to repair their computers / printer / Internet. In my experience, only people with clean homes apologize for the mess which is usually not a mess but at most a bit of clutter. People that live like pigs and never clean also never apologize nor do they even attempt to do even a 2 minute tidy time before I arrive.

  • cjboardman1982
    1 Week(s) Ago

    This is every woman’s car when they say it’s filthy.

  • imfinnadieqwop
    1 Week(s) Ago

    He can cum anywhere he wants. It's white so you can't see it.

  • Peppa-Chungus
    1 Week(s) Ago

    My friend is like “perfectly clean” when literally everything is on the ground

  • xolyon
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Rich Bois be like

  • MisterQuiken
    1 Week(s) Ago

    dont go there with a UV lamp dude

  • Iron_Recliner
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Humble bragging at best!

  • anakinisnothigh
    1 Week(s) Ago

    The mess is you

  • keppyS2019
    1 Week(s) Ago

    hello

  • spicysavagecurry
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Very messy indeed. Expected more cleanliness. So much dust.

  • Comrex11918
    1 Week(s) Ago

    What are you doing in your friend's bedroom

  • Ab00sive_poptart
    1 Week(s) Ago

    This is honestly me but that's because I have the slightest "mess" and my parents think it's a pig sty

  • SirRoderic
    1 Week(s) Ago

    If that cleaninglnes still seems like dirty to you Youre either a huge germophobic Or Your idea of clean is straight up a room in heaven

  • YourAverageCheez
    1 Week(s) Ago

    and when he doesnt say that, you know that his room is trashed

  • someASU
    1 Week(s) Ago

    You can't even see my bedroom because of mess. My friends all live in luxury of clean bedrooms.

  • HOTARUBI3
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Meanwhile my bedroom are total shiet

  • TheShyDragon
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Exactly

  • holyhandgrenade010
    1 Week(s) Ago

    So, what are you doing in your FRIEND's bedroom?

  • [deleted]
    1 Week(s) Ago

    excuse the minor miatake in my organized set of books over there. i deeply apologize for it.

  • LMR14
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Why does that look like my friend's room right after he said that to me?

  • t4nm4n
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Try to step around all the microscopic scratches in the wood

  • jrhuman
    1 Week(s) Ago

    nah they tell me I look like shalissa

  • etcetcetcMkII
    1 Week(s) Ago

    My room: literally the local dump

  • S31-Syntax
    1 Week(s) Ago

    We accidentally did this when some friends came over. We were convinced we'd left the house a mess and we walk in after apologizing and I immediately know we're gonna catch shit. House was near spotless, friends came in and laughed before fake gasping at the disheveled mess.

  • neurosion3
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Me af

  • ONSTheside
    1 Week(s) Ago

    If that were my room my mom would some how see somewhere that’s dirty and make me clean it

  • Samenwerfer69
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Aye don't look under the bed, homie. That's where I hide my dildos.

  • aniruddhballal
    1 Week(s) Ago

    That's just like how David Beckham gives a damn about his appearance.... Lol

  • rumblepost
    1 Week(s) Ago

    You had me in the first half.

  • Minusfourty
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Must be referring to the paintings.

  • battlefish04
    1 Week(s) Ago

    That’s cause his mom beat his ass if someone was coming round until it was spotless

  • Freynir
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Damn tidy people and their damn tidy rooms

  • anticlockclock
    1 Week(s) Ago

    your friend is trying to F

  • the_don777
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Same situation:

    My Mom: Ugh it smells like a bleached asshole

    My room: WTF Mom, i just sprayed lavender air fresher 5 seconds ago and you're saying it smells like THAT!!

    P.S. I swear my mom's transplanted a Bloodhound's nose onto herself

    Its freaky how accurate her sense of smell is from half a mile away.

  • SlushyAlex
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Mmmm

  • KittyWithFangs
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Look at the wrinkles on the sheet you peasant

  • sabkabap
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Sorry is this kind some kind of joke for tidy people which i am too messed up to understand

  • MrCrysero
    1 Week(s) Ago

    What kind of dude says another dude "excuse the mess" when entering a room

  • SaltoDaKid
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Literally me but my slipper at the bed

  • siliconecheese
    1 Week(s) Ago

    My friends room is perfect and mine has a broken printer in there, and stacks of cardboard boxes, I do try to clean it up but I'm lazy.

  • Muselkofficial1
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Literally me all the time

  • Elamet
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Back in high school, I have visited a friends house for the first time in my life, and he had apologized or the mess. His room was crystal clear, but he had a guitar thrown on the bed and a T-shirt on the chair. He is a pharmacist today.

  • ThanosMeme
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Plot twist: it's his mom whos cleaned the room.

  • Toasty_Ballsack
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Yeah, it was grey.

  • randomgoy028
    1 Week(s) Ago

    He spilt white paint everywhere!

  • rogat100
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Tbh this bed room has a pretty bad colour vibe, almost every colour here is cold. Not a single warm feeling in this bedroom how can people feel comfortable in this? It's a basic rule for house design, warm colours go to bedrooms and the living room and cold colours go to the kitchen and bathrooms.

  • ErikW1thAK
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Jeez that room is a mess

  • DekuTheKing
    1 Week(s) Ago

    my best friends room is messy and he just has pennies on the floor for some reason(I mean like, all over the room)

  • Treecks
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Imagine having a room

  • chucho89
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Ah the old OCD

  • TurtlesAreGayLolz
    1 Week(s) Ago

    This aint your meme bud

  • adianogallagherio
    1 Week(s) Ago

    My dad: this room is a fucking shithole

    My room:

  • JaRKkO420
    1 Week(s) Ago

    My room=dirt house

  • PANCH084
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Our room

  • lalith_4321
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Is this some kind of clean joke that I'm too dirty to understand!!

  • kittykatta0w0
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Every anime ever

  • PICAXO
    1 Week(s) Ago

    It's damn whiter than Europe in 1300

  • yourweaponsplz
    1 Week(s) Ago

    You know, I WAS feeling really good about myself today...

  • Joeysaurrr
    1 Week(s) Ago

    When I got my own house I kind of became this person.

    Usually my house is a wreck but if I'm expecting guests I'll spend an entire day cleaning nonstop then as insurance, upon greeting my guests I'll say something to the effect of "sorry about the mess, I didn't have a lot of time to tidy up"

    Giving the illusion that my house wasn't filthy 2 hours before they arrived and giving me an excuse if I missed a spot.

  • rplee87
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I work an isp installing internet and cable tv, customers do this all the time lol. Perfect house and they are embarrassed cause a pillow is out of place

  • Sound-Burst360
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Well what if you have one sock lying on the floor but the rest of the room is clean. Is the room confirmed as dirty then?

  • Lord-Ringo
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I always say “excuse the mess” when someone comes over even if I just cleaned. It makes it seem like I have my shit together more than I really do.

  • Mytrixrnot4kids
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I dream of embracing a minimalist life and having a stylish and immaculate home, lol. Not gonna happen but whatever

  • TopGunJino
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Me af

  • frankylumps
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I’m going to assume he just hid everything in the closet.

  • BLITZ1033
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Food?

  • 12thDoctorIsABadass
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Me: Oh come on you'll get over it

    My room: http://www.anfieldedition.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/dirty-room.jpg

  • ChipAyten
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Serial killer.

  • Greners
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Relatable

  • -Hypnautic-
    1 Week(s) Ago

    My math teacher: Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

    Equation: x=

  • GhostTeller
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I'm like this whenever I invite a girl to my house lol, but I'm actually very clean with my room but it's like I have to say it anyway "sorry the mess" lol

  • MagentaFreak
    1 Week(s) Ago

    My room better #flex

  • Idekkoala
    1 Week(s) Ago

    This is me knowing I spent the whole day cleaning my room to my friends

  • BigChungusBlyat
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Haha my room usually looks like Pearl Harbor in December 7th, 1941.

  • Gmax100
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I don't get it... Clean your room

  • 2018InANutshell
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Is that call of duty? That looks like the room in hijacked

  • Bergeinstein44
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Wait...

    I didn't had that pillow right there

  • Beyondfubar
    1 Week(s) Ago

    That is an insanely white room. I would not be able to survive in there.

  • samexi
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Yeah, never been in a home that has been a mess after they have said "excuse me for the mess"..

  • TheFatDrake
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Me.

  • ParaspriteHugger
    1 Week(s) Ago

    https://xkcd.com/1267/

    Always a relevant xkcd

  • Lycan103
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Is that pillow slightly of center

  • Apexkk
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Looks like those PornHub set ups

  • Omega-Ace-of-Spadez
    1 Week(s) Ago

    this dude just leaves his camo jackets spread out all over the floor smh

  • roosly
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Those sheets are white for a reason

  • _Pankybeast
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Damn someone doesn't know how to make hospital corners

  • WantSomeHorseCock
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Damn, he lives in a hotel room? He must be rich

  • Lord0fPringles
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Me: sorry it’s a little messy Friend: oh no that’s ok my rooms REALLY messy Me: *shows them my room Friend: * stands there in silence Me: I told you Friend: ....yeah

  • JaKras23
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Everybody gangsta until the fitted sheet comes loose

  • coconanacorn
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Everyone seeing this just thinks about one or two particular people and how annoying they are

  • Leslyhh
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Lisa Simpson to Meg griffin

  • senledis
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Downvote me

  • Senor-Waffle-Cakes
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Obviously referring to the UV light mess

  • OppressedLawnChair
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Your best friend's parent's room

  • im_dead_inside0k
    1 Week(s) Ago

    He is the mess

  • Hekkle01
    1 Week(s) Ago

    It's only dirty if you bring a blacklight.

  • StarPlayz_Reddits
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Mom: "CLEAN UP YO DAMN ROOM IT'S MESSY AS HELL." My room:

  • that_guy_you_remembe
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Well he was obviously talking about you

  • sounders7
    1 Week(s) Ago

    The complete opposite of my room.

  • Baba_Yaga1996
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Reality is often disappointing

  • cavfre1
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Apparently I’m like this, but from my point of view it is actually dirty

  • justalittleparanoia
    1 Week(s) Ago

    My mom is like this and usually her house is pretty clean. She's like Danny Tanner vacuuming the vacuum.

  • fishbeverage
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I do this as a host too except my room is a complete mess

  • iceclimbermain
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Trash meme

  • CapitanHamburgerica
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I have a friend who acts like that

  • Greenbaypackers5
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I wish that was my room, but then again I would have nowhere to store the dead kids in my basement.

  • G4meoN
    1 Week(s) Ago

    One piece of dust on the floor Excuse the mess

  • DemonDingle
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Me: Excuse the mess

    My room: HudyshduhsHgGfsggzjsjdushYyYah