Give me the 💰Coin
bring me c o i n
I feel like a lot of the quotes from MM2's story mode would work fine here. The writing is pretty good!
It's funny how Toad wears a hard hat over his mushroom cap
There is literally a button built into the switch's cobtroller to take a screen shot.
Mario, I crave the C̸̢̛̛̛̳̠̲̣͍̪̽̂̈͗̇́͗̑̒͆͌́͌͗̈́̾̾̑̉̊̊͋̈̚͝͝͝ ̶̡͇̪̼͇͎̺̰̫͎̜̞̰̓̎̓̍͐̅̌̍͋͑͌͋́̓̓͛̏́́̈́̎͒͂́͒͋͒͒͂̎̎̿̽̈́̈̓̽̆̏͌̆͗̂͋̕̚͝͠͝Ŏ̶̳̘͈̮̺͓̝̖̱̞̝̰̉͌͐̇̐̔̾͆̄̐̏̽̔̀̽͂̎͊̚͠͝͝ͅͅ ̵̨̛͎̱̹͎̣̘͉̖͙̬̩͍̥̼̝̙̪̲̭͈̯̺̯͉͙͖̠͓̻̭̘̗̭̤̱͖̱͍̮̰̳͔͂́̄̎̂͐͌̉͛͒͗́̆̉͌̒̏̽̇̈́̽̾̀̓̇͂̊͊̌̎̃͊̉̀̐̓̿̉́͑̚̕̕͘͜͝͝I̶̡͓͇͇͕͔̺̲͎̞̬͖̟̗̱̖̼̹̪̖͚̔̑͂̎͒́̊̾̄͌̀͌̑̉̉̏̆͘ ̷̪̗͈̙̟̘͈̜͔̽̃͝Ņ̵̨̧̛̝̭͓̯͖͉̞̩̝̳̹̮̯͍͎̯̜̙͚̳̓̇̿̓̓͆́̐̈́͆̀̈́͐̆̓̇̀̽̈̆́̎̍͑̒͆̓̈́̈͑̎̓̐̃̌̔̈́͐̈̿͊̈̕̕͘͜͠͠͝ͅ
Hold up there Toad
cough up the reddit gold
May I offer you a SchlattCoin?
Toad is a drug dealer on the dark web confirmed
3 of the customers are Name withheld, Name withheld’s dad, and specific mage
I swear there’s also a guy in this called “eccentric millionaire” who states in one of the descriptions for his levels something along the lines of “why should I care? Coins mean nothing to me anymore...”
furries be like
They all talk like drug dealers
Toads got the wares if you have the coin
i like the other line where chief blames the union but they literally are out of materials to build
I read taskmaster as "Ticketmaster"
point still stands
For example, Agent 1, Agent 2, Celebrity DJ, and Celebritiy MC are Splatoon characters
Captain Toad 2: Toad Becomes A Hitman
is this yoshis accountant?
If only the switch had a snapshot button that you could press, to then upload pics to the internet. Someone should write Nintendo about the idea.
Furry artists on Twitter be like
Turns throat inside out to reveal a coin
I thought the same when i saw this
I wish every arms store manager was like that.
Yeah most of the clients dont use their real names...
I mean yeah
Prostitution lyfe ? 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Cough up the coin
is this one of the heisters from the payday crew
He actually said that? I think I skipped over that on accident.
I never knew they made hats big enough for a toad head
boy if you dont add the spoiler tag right now
HAHAHAHA omg, someone at nintendo had fun writing
So what, you’re a drug dealer?
China's non-interference policy right there
One of the customers is literally bowser
Give me the cock
Let’s just say, you don’t play with coin
Its villains who are trying to see if mario can get through their level before they try and kidnap peach.