Measuring a dog vs measuring a cat

Measuring a dog vs measuring a cat

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  • IsBadAtAnimals
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Dog: "if you can't measure cat i can go again"

  • master0382
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Just put a leash on the cat. It will turn into a rock and refuse to move no matter what you do to it.

  • Ace-O-Matic
    3 Month(s) Ago

    The cat knows that nothing good will come from you measuring it up like that.

  • Kneel_Peasants
    3 Month(s) Ago

    That there is a toasted marshmallow not a dog.

  • ThePocketYeti
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Well dogs you measure in distance units, cats are supposed to be measured with volume.

  • Platanoes
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Love how the dog is all like “c’mon, dude. We’re gonna get sweet shirts out of this. Don’t ruin this for me”

  • RabSimpson
    3 Month(s) Ago

    If you want to measure a cat, just put it in a bowl and see how much is filled.

  • ElementalIce
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Dog: “She’s muh Queen”

    Cat: “I Dun’t want et”

  • Kurso
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Dog: "Ok, whatever you say. Treats after right? I'm a good boy right?"

    Cat: "WTF is this? I'm gonna play with it before I kill it"

  • loonygecko
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I doubt a vet would normally allow the wiggling end of the tape to flash repeatedly in front of the cat's eyes like was done here, that's just asking for trouble.

  • FattyMcSlimm
    3 Month(s) Ago

    This is why cat tuxedos are so expensive relative to dog tuxedos!

  • DanyDies4Lightbrnger
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Lol...

    To be fair, dogs can't grab things with their paws, they can't swipe either. Cats are liquid

  • justmethedude
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I knew exactly how that would go, but I watched anyway

  • Andromeda22222
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Wait until they actually start trying the suits on

  • noragrets23
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Well it looks like the dog is the only one thats getting a suit then.

  • Tearakan
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Cats love string. Gotta use something that isn't a string.

  • Skastrik
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Dog: Gets measured

    Cat: "I WILL NOT BE REDUCED TO A BUNCH OF NUMBERS! THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN"

  • PlaidSkirtBroccoli
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Cats always pull guard when string is involved.

  • tapame
    3 Month(s) Ago

    You shouldn’t measure liquids with tape

  • BauerHouse
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Yep!

    I measure my animals every morning and this is exactly how it goes

  • bmw3691
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Lmao I love how the cat intensifies its attack as the video goes on

  • constantino2
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I see a Shiba Inu and a cat.

    wheres the dog?

  • [deleted]
    3 Month(s) Ago

    The cat is actually nice.

  • Mr_Jersey
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Why do you need to measure your pets?

  • Shiverind
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Dog: "So I just have to do that to get away?"

  • Sylvester_Scott
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Gotta wait until kitty is sleepy.

  • sarcastisism
    3 Month(s) Ago

    A fair comparison would be to measure the dog with bones!

  • manoverboard7
    3 Month(s) Ago

    You can’t measure something liquid with a measuring tape.

  • reddit12001
    3 Month(s) Ago

    The dog is pretty

  • Jinxedchef
    3 Month(s) Ago

    That turned out better than I thought it would. At least there was no blood spilled.

  • Hahonryuu
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Dogs: Our job is to make life easier for you, and look cute!

    Cats: Our job is to make life difficult for you, and look cute!

  • CorruptMatter
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Haha. Liquid cat.

  • steezix
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Dog: look at me, I’m such a good boy

    Cat: yay! Play time!

  • The-Sassy-Bastard
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Fun Fact: cats are actually made of liquid

  • Jatilq
    3 Month(s) Ago

    George Carlin "Cats and Dogs"

    His stand up about dogs and cats mentioning Jujubees is worth a watch, but I couldn't find it.

  • 1live4downvotes
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Yup... 3.6 rads. Not bad, seen worse.

  • RichterNYR35
    3 Month(s) Ago

    The dog is just happy to be involved

  • ConsumeYourBleach
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I wonder what the gentleman decided to go for, perhaps a slim fit pinstripe Italian number? Or perhaps a double breasted English affair with a matching double cuffed shirt.

  • Ash4571
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Awww the cat just wants to play

  • emelbee923
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Dog: Okay, I sit. Do what you need to do. Almost like pets.

    Cat: What? What’s this thing? HAVE AT YOU!!!

  • rismae
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Now cat will never get his tux.

  • KnownMonk
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Cat has no time for Karens shenanigans

  • jmremote
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Dog is gonna have a sweet ass tailored suit

  • Aurune83
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Cat won’t put up with your crap. Important things to do.

  • ContextSensitiveGeek
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Wrong measurement device for a cat, you need volumetric cylinders.

    Because cats are liquid.

  • putoelqueloleaa765
    3 Month(s) Ago

    GATO" aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh puto sueltame aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • FlyHump
    3 Month(s) Ago

    "Do you think this is a game cat?"

    "Why yes, yes I do Susan."

  • crash1082
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Those are both cats.

  • 5ive4Three2One
    3 Month(s) Ago

    😂 so true! Cat’s like what do you think you’re doing hooman?!

  • Grinsekopf
    3 Month(s) Ago

    The trick is to SQUISH THAT CAT

  • travismacmillan
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I never used to be a cat person. And it’s understandable to me why some people just don’t get why you’d want a cat.

    Now I have 4 dogs and 3 cats (mostly rescues), and I can tell you I love dogs for completely different reasons than my cats, but I don’t love them any less.

    And for all the shit we give cats, they can be incredibly sweet and affectionate as well. If anything it’s all the more touching when they are so affectionate because you know it requires a little more effort on their part.

  • ratherbewinedrunk
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I'm just gonna assume you're measuring them for fancy tuxedos.

  • LukeIsAPhotoshopper
    3 Month(s) Ago

    notalldogs

  • imhere4thecomments
    3 Month(s) Ago

    The resigned way they put down the measuring tape at the end

  • james-c-m-kim
    3 Month(s) Ago

    The trick is, you have to grab the car by the loose fold of skin at the back of its neck. Don't grab too hard, just firm yet gentle.

    Sometimes you have to lift it up a little, by the same grip, if you have a lively cat.

    They almost always will go limp, and you can do your stuff.

    (A feisty-cat owner)

  • sufferpuppet
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Measure eh? I kill!

  • Gornius
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Most cats can be "disabled" by grabbing the extent skin on the back of their neck. After you do that, they literally stop moving until you release it. It's their instinct, because when they're kittens, mother grabs them by this spot. You won't harm them this way, until you are going to pick them up using this method.

    My cat's mother died soon after he was born, and thus he doesn't have that instinct. There's no way you can stop him. A cat in motion stays in motion.

  • LjSpike
    3 Month(s) Ago

    You don't measure cats. Cats measure you - they measure your stubbornness to try and make them do things for you.

  • AjCheeze
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Cats are a liquid, you need a container to measure them.

  • ian_stein
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Two things: The cat and dog in this video are Yu and Toro, and they are a great IG follow. Secondly, this totally has the vibe of an intro to a Wes Anderson film with the lack of music.

  • knottynate
    3 Month(s) Ago

    The real problem is the tape wouldn’t be enough if the cat was in LOOONG mode

  • FawkesFire13
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I love this entire video

  • DBallouV
    3 Month(s) Ago

    “Not today, Karen, you bitch!”

  • f1ss1on
    3 Month(s) Ago

    That dog is gorgeous.

  • drag0nw0lf
    3 Month(s) Ago

    That's adorable!

  • Anxiety_Potato
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I'm just sitting here trying to figure out why they're measuring their pets.

  • [deleted]
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Fucking cats man...

  • railmaniac
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Cat is still more cooperative than my 11 /2 year old son

  • Samliu0924
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Cat(blushing): S-Stop it you pervert

  • BearPlanet
    3 Month(s) Ago

    This is why I love dogs.

  • Zedrackis
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Doggo: I'm being touched, more plz!

    Cato: I'm being touched! Fr***n stop it, stop it now. Claws!~ I swear I will nap on your face tonight for this!