My hopes for her future have been revised down somewhat...

My hopes for her future have been revised down somewhat...

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  • ofmiceandmay
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Kids just haven't unlocked logic yet

  • AnotherKramer
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Its okay, my mom told me that I used to wake her up crying in the middle of the night. She would find me standing in my crib, apparently I forgot how to lay back down.

  • Beserked2
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Children are hilarious when they havent quite figured stuff out yet. My kid brother used to get me to hold his matchbox cars while he backed his butt up to them because he was trying to sit inside it.

    I miss this particular blend of stupid and adorable.

    EDIT: Fixed the weird wording.

  • alex73134
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Reminds me of the time when i was having trouble sleeping and my mom told me "Just think about something and you'll fall asleep" and i went upstairs and laid down in bed and immediately started thinking about cars, but little old me didnt want to think about cars, so what did i do? Well i went downstairs and told my mom about it and her answer was "Just dont think about cars then" All kids are fucking stupid, including me.

  • The_Car_Fax
    3 Month(s) Ago

    not going to lie i didnt read the first line or the fact that it was r/kidsarefuckingstupid and I definitely thought this was some foot fetish lore

  • m0rmon
    3 Month(s) Ago

    This is what being tech support feels like

  • the-dankness69
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Kind of cute tbh

  • Adamtess
    3 Month(s) Ago

    This is so real, I tell all father's to be that my favorite memory of my two year old throwing a fit because she pooped, thinking she was just disappointed it was in her diaper I said it was okay and she's going to get to the potty next time. Looked at me through her rears and said she was saving it for later.

  • NuclearInitiate
    3 Month(s) Ago

    This formatting hurts my brain...

  • SebtheFern
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I remember how one r/askme thread talked about how very young kids don't understand that you can't see through their eyes. I think one redditor's daughter when asked how was Pre-K, she said "you already know."

  • homestar13
    3 Month(s) Ago

    This is very confusing if you don’t read the context at the top.

  • Sennaki
    3 Month(s) Ago

    That's so cute.

  • dontsayimwrong
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I didn't see the sub and thought this was some weird ass " Daddy " roleplay -_-

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    3 Month(s) Ago

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  • babytrashgremlin
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Thought this was “owo what’s this” material for a minute

  • jtlayne2
    3 Month(s) Ago

    My reddit app glitch for a second and was displaying this post like it was from r/creepyasterisk.

  • Rslashkpoptrash
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Thought this was creepy asterisks first then read the subreddit.

  • DooberSnoober
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I thought this was some role play thing because all I’ve seen lately is cringe roleplay posts. Then I realized I’m on this sub.

  • [deleted]
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Must be freaking terrifying to think your feet are just in the air and won't go down.

  • fewkillallama
    3 Month(s) Ago

    this is what happens when you put all your stats into charisma.

  • [deleted]
    3 Month(s) Ago

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  • 20091000
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Wait you had hopes for her future..

  • ItsMichaelRay
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I misread whining as whistling for some reason.

  • newPrivacyPolicy
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I feel for you OP, my two year old is also an idiot.

  • BustaCon
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Sounds like a wonderful interaction you will recall with much happiness in the future.

  • JMStheKing
    3 Month(s) Ago

    what's a buggy tho?

  • Terra_Ferrum
    3 Month(s) Ago

    So adorable!!

  • DisavowedMyth
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Was I the only one who read this before checking the first line and thought it was a porn script ?

  • Jethrofett
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I didn’t read the top and I thought it was one of those weird fetish things

  • Tater_Thots
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Without reading first sentence for context I thought I was on r/creepyasterisks for a sec.

  • maxwell2904
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I didnt read the top line or the subreddit name and i was very confused for a second lol

  • MonkeyKrane
    3 Month(s) Ago

    It was the ghost again. The same one that tapped her a few weeks ago.

  • skirt-nob
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Brush she’s 2 what can you expect

    Honestly it’s good she can talk that much at 2

  • NiklasNeighbor
    3 Month(s) Ago

    BUT I WANT TO HOLD MY FEET!

  • GoOUbeatTexas
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I think that’s adorable, OP!

  • kaljisnedekha
    3 Month(s) Ago

    ok so I thought this was some weird r/creepyasterisks roleplay

  • Iamaredditlady
    3 Month(s) Ago

    My SO told me that he has been aware that his daughter is... subpar, when it comes to intellectual intelligence. When she was 5, she still didn’t know colours.

    She’s now turning 12 and can’t do simple math, such as how many years between 2016 and 2019.

    It’s bad.

  • Krabsbeafraid
    3 Month(s) Ago

    At the start I thought this was your wife

  • tae8
    3 Month(s) Ago

    She sounds a little buggy to me

  • electronicflowers
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I definitely thought I was on some cringe kink subreddit at first

  • Laslas19
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I was completely lost when reading the first sentence. I thought the father was out-running the kid, who was in/driving a buggy (the car)

  • theonewiththedemon
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I am not a parent, but this is how I imagine having kids is like. Thanks!

  • zhulf_drekker
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I want to see the cursed version of this

  • rallyblue
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Fucking hell

    The internet has ruined me

    I thought this was a ddlg post off r/cringetopia

  • bored_hobo
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I read this at first with the thought if her overhearing OP and "daddy" in the bedroom haha.

  • ls952
    3 Month(s) Ago

    tl;dr; thought "her" referred to a GF with a daddy fetish.

  • ajitapplepie
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Didn’t see the top part and I was very confused

  • Destroyed_Nokia
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Oh shit I read this not knowing that they’re in a grocery store at first

  • kikipklis
    3 Month(s) Ago

    As a 4 year old, I don't get it. This doesn't make any sense.

  • Chismoto
    3 Month(s) Ago

    And then she went home and stuck something in an electrical socket because toddlers are suicidal maniacs.

  • KingElliotttheGreat
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Faster, daddy, faster!

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  • TheUnemployedWriter
    3 Month(s) Ago

    She's already as smart as our Canadian Prime Minister and I'll bet more photogenic.