Someone fund this man’s research

Someone fund this man’s research

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  • hnglmkrnglbrry
    3 Month(s) Ago

    The events of that fateful night were foretold by Nelly, who desperately warned everybody that it was Hot in Thurr.

  • realmckoy265
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Rhianna was also a witness and requested an umbrella to shield herself from the water sprinkler's which were going off at the time

  • ChErRyPOPPINSaf
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Don't let one murder distract you from the fact that "Bodies" and "It's raining men" were the same event. literally genocide.

  • Bowies-on-the-moon
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Don’t forget Sophie Ellis-Bexter’s ‘Murder on the Dancefloor’

  • BoGuts
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Rashomon

  • TuffLuffJimmy
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Something something Panic! At the Disco

  • Allmightyexodia
    3 Month(s) Ago

    It was great move by Lil Wayne The Fireman to show up when he did cause like he always says "if you spark it up, Imma put you out".

  • mildnacatl
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I like this almost as much as Patton Oswalt’s Johnny Lawrence theory!

  • IknowKarazy
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Ryan started the fire...

  • CharminmultraHard
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I don't think Billy Joel or his friends were responsible. He told the jury "We didn't start the fire".

  • Oblivious_Oathkeeper
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Cascada also has a song called Pyromania. Coincidence?

  • I_might_be_weasel
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I've heard a similar theory about "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" and "It's Raining Men". The same event but told by people with different attitudes about it.

  • chavis32
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Is Sean Kingston OK? Haven't heard about him in AGES

  • EffectivelyUseless
    3 Month(s) Ago

    drake make a new twitter?

  • delo357
    3 Month(s) Ago

    "The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!"

  • donknottsatemyballs
    3 Month(s) Ago

    It all started with The Trammps Disco Inferno

  • I-Like-Pancakes23
    3 Month(s) Ago

    You reminded me of that one clip of alicia off key 😭😭

  • anubis1392
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Wow.....

  • Seffyr
    3 Month(s) Ago

    If you’re into the metal scene you’d know how many songs there are about “burning motherfuckers to the ground” so I believe the act was perpetrated by a metal head and there’s a Spartacus thing going on.

  • ToolPackinMama
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Disco Inferno was the prophecy

  • iBreonica
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I wonder if this is the same club where Michael Jackson said there was blood on the dance floor. 🤔

  • 3226
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I reckon 'Baby's on fire' fits with this as well.

  • SlinginSprinkles
    3 Month(s) Ago

    We just need to, Let it burn.......

  • teenagetwat
    3 Month(s) Ago

    This sounds like the best black mirror episode of 2005

  • FloofyDoofers
    3 Month(s) Ago
    1. Here for it
    2. Damn I’m finna sit on this fine, svelt looking nigga’s face if he don’t stop looking like breakfast
  • Steph-Blurry
    3 Month(s) Ago

    All of this was happening while girl was singing Sean Paul's "We Be Burnin"

  • EHondaRousey
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Yolandi Visser was the girl on fire. Thesis accepted, congratulations doctor.

  • MallardMan27
    3 Month(s) Ago

    What about the "Disco Inferno"?

  • LosKenny
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Panic! at the disco

  • cjacks9
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Lloyd Banks also reported "we on fire.. Up in here.. It's burning hot.. We on fire.." He also demanded the roof be set on fire. Unclear if he was a victim or perpetrator.

  • atomic1fire
    3 Month(s) Ago

    This miiight actually check out.

    Kingston is witnessing her set fire to the dance floor. He confirms that the arsonist is in fact a female, but he's too busy checking her out to evacuate.

    Alicia Keys version of events involves her saying that the arsonist set herself on fire, and she's got her "head in the clouds" suggesting that she might have some sort of mental illness. So she's probably crazy hot, too.

    Let's say that Cascade's Evacuate the dancefloor is not in fact the POV of a witness, but the arsonist herself.

    The beat is "killing her", giving her a plausible reason to set the dancefloor on fire. She's having a psychotic break and believes the music in the dancefloor is the reason. DJ might actually be the initials of the arsonist, being told by the voice in her head that the music is causing her harm.

    Kyle might be onto something.

    edit: Just for fun, what if Taio Cruz's dynamite is an alter of the arsonist, one who ultimately wants to see the dance floor go up in flames.

  • Mississippianna
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I feel like a secret of the universe has been revealed

  • POTATO_COMMANDER
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Was Adele the arsonist for setting fire to the rain?

  • CosmicYalk
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Kyle had too much Monster

  • 2hak
    3 Month(s) Ago

    The beginning of the MCU (Music Cinematic Universe)

  • OuG_proooj
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Burn, baby burn! Disco Inferno!

  • davidbased
    3 Month(s) Ago

    he look like a less canadian drake

  • Jatilq
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I have never done weed in my life, but I want some of this shit!

  • GreekLumberjack
    3 Month(s) Ago

    This is like how Jessie’s girl is Stacy’s mom, as well as Mrs. Robinson, and Mrs. Brown’s Daugther.

  • vertigo_effect
    3 Month(s) Ago

    As soon as the fire spread to the roof there was no more hope.

  • Frenchthealpaca
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I went to college with this dude! Threw me off when I saw someone who had no way of knowing him rt it from the other side of the country.

  • lorhy777
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Why does his avi look like drakes burner account?

  • IntelligentAvocado
    3 Month(s) Ago

    i'm singing all the songs lol

  • [deleted]
    3 Month(s) Ago

    What research? He's done already.

  • Living_Foot_to_Mouth
    3 Month(s) Ago

    The roof the roof the roof is on fire!

  • BruceCable
    3 Month(s) Ago

    What a quan!

  • Ra_yyy
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I think people are forgetting about disco inferno which was probably from the perspective of the dj

  • Whenthetideturns
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Geez I hope Sean Kingston recovered from that water ski accident

  • stormstalker777
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Nah

  • pougliche
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Obviously Midnight Oil was staying at an hotel above the night club and witnessed their beds burning

  • DreamerMMA
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Was it Rihanna? Did they just stand there and watch her burn?

  • MadMitchell
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Something, something... the roof is on fire!

  • furrynoy96
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Sounds like a Quentin Tarantino movie

  • Calmeister
    3 Month(s) Ago

    John Mayer and his date dote give a frick and continued slow dancing..

  • Strong_beans
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Don't forget rob zombie was there too - girl on fire

  • Kaneshadow
    3 Month(s) Ago

    And Keith Flint is the man responsible (RIP)

  • Roonage
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Don’t forget Fire in the Disco by Electric Six

  • [deleted]
    3 Month(s) Ago

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  • Adolf-jr
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I know who did it. The bloodhoundgang.

  • MitchReinhardt
    3 Month(s) Ago

    That's why they invented the safety dance

  • HockeyPls
    3 Month(s) Ago

    The synoptic pop songs

  • maryelizabeth13
    3 Month(s) Ago

    the way this is worded is so nice

  • Dragonix975
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Firewind also predicted it. Maniac dancing like she's never danced before.

  • Epicurus1
    3 Month(s) Ago

    The Tramps predicted all this in Disco inferno.

  • manOwar617
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I want his beard.

  • KaikoEnzo
    3 Month(s) Ago

    They might've been witnesses for The Station nightclub fire

  • shrimpdude12
    3 Month(s) Ago

    I kinda want to see his thesis

  • Hector6672
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Fuck this shouldn’t be that funny lol 😂

  • YetisInAtlanta
    3 Month(s) Ago

    Let the bodies hit the floor and it’s raining men are about the same event from 2different points of view too