"you called me, bitch!"
It's gonna be more than a couple of months if the requirement is playability. Newborns suck at playing.
Man, kids dont beat around the bush
Lil shorty got life goals.
Also, she’s gonna make a granite slinging office executive one day.
”Don’t step foot in this office until you have a document to put on my desk... and don’t you dare let me see you near that break room.”
I remember as a kid asking my ma for brothers to play with since I couldn't make any friends, not understanding they wouldn't pop out the same age as me and ready to play. I feel this.
Little kids are such assholes. I fucking love it lol
Before kids I wouldn’t have believed they talk like this but having a 3 year old and a 5 day old this is really the 3 year olds mood.
These 3 year olds are rough. My 3 year old nephew just hit me with the "high five, down low, too slow" and I fell for that shit hook, line, and sinker.
You were told
When I was 8 months pregnant I went to visit my SIL and my niece, who was 3. She would touch my tummy and ask what she needed to do to get her cousin out. I told her she just had to wait for her cousin to want to come out. She brought all her toys to the living and screamed at my belly. Telling my baby she could have any toy she wants if she was born right now. Baby just kicked my ribs in excitement but didn't come out for another month. Niece gave her toy anyways.
My niece is a Savage in training
Big Peppa Pig energy
You better poop that baby out fast.
boo you whore!
well she ain’t playing no games
Lol at least she’s honest
There are already 2 files with the same name in this location.
All I have to say is…
ok kid. see you for your 5th birthday
Which show? It seems familiar. Is it used a lot in memes?
Aunt Tina withholding the baby from the world. How selfish!
Her name? Albert Einstein.
So Cold-Breaking Benjamin plays
Kids say the darndest things
My wife’s 4 year old nephew asked us if our at the time 1 month old son was able to talk yet. It was even more baffling because he had a younger sister who wasn’t even 1 year old. Kids 🤷♂️
🤣 That's honestly the best, lol!
Can I get a source for that gif?
Wow. SO FUCKING HILARIOUS 😯 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
sauce for the pic pls
Me: CMERE YOU LITTLE SHIT! ITS TIME FOR THE FUCKING BELT
This is basically my gf
Am I the only one stupid enough to click on the gif expecting some motion even though it was just a screenshot
She said what she said. Lol
That's so fetch
That chick is looking at Mike Hawk ;)
Kids say funny stuff like this all the time.
I’m frustrated that I can’t watch the gif