Oh man, Keanu.
I'm sure he'll go down in history as one of the nicest people in Hollywood and be remembered for years to come.
This sounds like one of those memes. Keanu Reeves helped a woman on the the side of the road. Her name? Octavia Spencer
Man that host is a creep
There was this one time when I was masturbating and I heard my dad come upstairs. I started to panic. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Keanu Reeves appeared and stood in front of my bedroom door until I was finished. Keanu is a hero!
Okay Reddit, I get it. Keanu is a saint.
What's with all the sexual innuendo? If interviewer was a guy everybody would have their wooden #metoo crosses up. What was keanu supposed to do fuck her then and there? Stop with the hypocricy Meredith.
I thought I was in /p/circlejerk
She is shit at telling a story. You don't just do the Keanu Reeves reveal like that.. You build it up a bit.
Man, we better not find out that Keanu has been paying George Lucas to keep Venezualian boys between the ages of 8 and 17 chained to a pipe in the basement of a ranch style home in a remote-ish area of Utah to fuck them, or all his stories of generosity and valor will be for naught.
At this point, if Keanu squatted down to take a shit in the street, Reddit would go digging in it for gold.