Toddlers are goldmines for this sub!

Toddlers are goldmines for this sub!

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  • Uldoc
    1 Week(s) Ago

    It’s almost like... toddlers are kids too!

  • Cellowned
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Toddlers are kids so yeah this entire sub is based on them.

  • hanah5
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Well your going to be a raincoat and that’s that.

  • orchid_80
    1 Week(s) Ago

    This reminds me of a conversation I had with my son, Alex, when he was a toddler. He had hurt his foot before bedtime. My husband and I had discussed the ER, but it didn't seem bad enough to warrant an emergency trip. So I told my son that if it wasn't better in the morning, we'd go see the doctor. He got kind of nervous. But I told it was fine. The doctor would help him feel better. And I just wanted him to be healthy. He started crying and said, "But I don't want to be healthy! I want to be Alex!" smh

  • eyefalafel
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I don’t wanna turn into a raincoat either

  • Putsku
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Don't let him alone outside with paperboat. If u know what I mean, there are wierd stuff in the drains these days.

  • Batarangadang
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Dad joke

  • ItsPetzaTimee
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Well it’s called kids are fucking stupid and toddlers are just even younger kids

  • seblangod
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Reminds me of the time my family took a trip to Greece. My younger brother was 3 and a half at the time and he went up to this street cat and tried to pet it. My step dad grabbed his hand and said “no max, don’t pet it, it’s feral” and then my brother says “oh okay, bye feral!!”

  • didnotreddit12
    1 Week(s) Ago

    This premise is a goldmine for more mature stuff.

  • farcryinfinity
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I feel like I just had this conversation with my toddler, who's excited about becoming a big brother.

    "This shirt is really big!"
    "You'll grow into it soon."
    "And then I'll be a big brother?"

    ...Yeah, that's how it works, kid.

  • electricheat
    1 Week(s) Ago

    What, the curtains?

  • ixiduffixi
    1 Week(s) Ago

    When I was small my parents mentioned getting me a "flight suit." That's what they called track suits that were all the rage in the 90s. Idiot me pictured getting a suit that would let me actually fly.

    I was convinced I was going to be the coolest kid in town, and wondered why nobody else had a suit that made them fly. Imagine my disappointment when I found out it was just a really noisy pair of pants and a light jacket. I honestly hated the thing, but kept my mouth shut.

    I was 6 years old.

  • GetBusy09876
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Reminds me of when I was trying to get intel on my little cousin's cute babysitter. I kept asking "what's she like?" and all my cousin would say is "she likes me!"

  • artstruck
    1 Week(s) Ago

    This title is fucking stupid.

    Like it was written by a kid or something.

  • johnsonman1
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Do people actually believe these random text posts?

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    1 Week(s) Ago

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  • twisteddoodles
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Yup, this is daughter. She was genuinely worried although she wasn’t worried here . https://twitter.com/twisteddoodles/status/1149247459878739968?s=21 (smaller size of same raincoat)

  • qqqrrrs
    1 Week(s) Ago

    As a raincoat, I'm offended

  • mostspitefulguy
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Let’s ban memes and screenshots

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    1 Week(s) Ago

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  • Banzai27
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Toddlers are even younger kids, so..yeah?

  • PirkaPeep
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Oh my god. This reminds me so much of a story from Reader’s Digest that has basically become a family in-joke.

    Ok, so basically, as I remember it, an older couple had their granddaughter over at their house, and they had a pool in their backyard. The grandparents were taking the cover off the pool and found a dead mouse floating on the water.

    So the grandma said to her granddaughter something along the lines of “this is what will happen to you if you swim without a life jacket/without a buddy etc.”

    And apparently the kid looked up at her with complete sincerity and said “I’d be a mouse?!”

    I apologize for the paraphrasing, but I am so glad this was not a one-time incident

  • very_popular_person
    1 Week(s) Ago

    She's the youngest Dad.

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    1 Week(s) Ago

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  • Johnnythrash001
    1 Week(s) Ago

    🤣🤣🤣

  • DocPBJ007
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Awwww

  • LarryThreezor
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Getting started with the dad jokes early.

  • longshot
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Do you want a snack? NO

    *Gives sister snack*

    SNACK! SNACK! SNACK! MINE! MINE! MINE!

    Do you want a snack? NOOOOO!

    *Collapses onto the floor screaming*

  • bimnerbaby
    1 Week(s) Ago

    You can float too!

  • theSrN
    1 Week(s) Ago

    I hope no one else heard you say that out of context.

  • SnapshotHeadache
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Unintentional r/dadjokes ?

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    1 Week(s) Ago

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  • h4xrk1m
    1 Week(s) Ago

    So if your kid is your dad.. When did you discover time travel?

  • maplesyruplips
    1 Week(s) Ago

    When my stepson was 4, we were sitting out on the deck and he didn’t want to come outside without shoes on. I told him “it’s just the deck, you can have bare feet. “ He immediately started crying and shouted “But I don’t want bear feet!”

  • Redditer51
    1 Week(s) Ago

    When I was a kid and they told me they were giving me "laughing gas" before my tonsil surgery, I got worried cause I thought it'd turn me into the Joker.

  • Baskaasbaas
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Just give him some salvia :p

  • worldtraveler19
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Neither do I kid. Niether do I.

  • Crease53
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Hey honey, your shoes are on the wrong feet. "but these are the only feet I have?"

  • i_am_shattered
    1 Week(s) Ago

    That's more of a dad joke.

  • kid_sphinx
    1 Week(s) Ago

    This is adorable

  • noahbrinkman
    1 Week(s) Ago

    She always tweets funny shit about her twins

  • Ben_T_Willy
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Tough, it's your destiny

  • The_Accountess
    1 Week(s) Ago

    That happened.

  • thatsit275
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Not sure if stupid, or just young Ken M...? 🤔

  • thatgirl098
    1 Week(s) Ago

    This reminds me of one my best toddler moments.

    My mom and I were shopping when she spotted a dress she really liked. The only one left was a size too big. I looked at her trying to be encouraging, and said "Just get it, Mom. You'll grow into it."

    Thirty years later, we still laugh about it although she wishes I wasn't right. Metabolism sucks.

  • zephyroxyl
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Honestly, that is a peak dad joke. Dads, work that one in somehow.

  • spazzafrazz
    1 Week(s) Ago

    That's not stupidity that's innocence

  • Shantotto11
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Will they float though?

  • b0ld_strategy_c0tton
    1 Week(s) Ago

    MFW parents tell sister that sweet 'n' low packets give rats cancer...

    Me: starts putting some in her drink 😈

    Sister: "But I don't wanna give rats cancer!", (followed by huge Alligator tears)🐁😹🐊

    👪🧟

    Laughs all around

  • arcbnaby
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Love it!!! It's moments like this that makes parenting worth it... Sometimes. 🤣

  • my-little-pony
    4 Day(s) Ago

    Toddlers these days... i can't beleive them.

  • KemalKinali
    1 Week(s) Ago

    How can people find this funny when you, hopefully, realize that 80% of these are just lies? Jesus.

  • turntvagine
    1 Week(s) Ago

    The title is making this image very hard to upvote

  • LMR14
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Haha sounds like my little brother

  • ItsOtisTime
    1 Week(s) Ago

    WEARING A RAINCOAT IS LIKE FLYING AROUND IN A YELLOW RUBBER AIRPLANE MADE OUT OF A RAINCOAT YES

    BUT WHEN YOU THINK OF THAT,
    YOU HURT YOUR MIND,
    AND YOU NEED YOUR MIND
    FOR LATER OOOOOOOOONNNNNN

  • josh_bourne
    1 Week(s) Ago

    3 years old saying that sentences?

  • baphosam
    1 Week(s) Ago

    The title is a stupid as the kids on this sub. Makes this post all the sweeter.

  • jolskbnz
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Kids who are fucking stupid are goldmines for r/kidsarefuckingstupid

  • no_name_maddox
    1 Week(s) Ago

    Three yr olds should be able to do that themselves

  • mjozerov
    1 Week(s) Ago

    never happened liar